The Glade 4.0

The heretic and false prophet is suffering for his sins.

Really, it is as simple as that.

Trust me, I'm the only one that knows the truth.

Now send me all your money as free will donations, 'k.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Takiss' sig makes soooo much more sense now.

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When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

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In time, this too shall pass.

His flippin light bulb burned out before he could get started and he didn't have a spare. Damn it. This time he did throw a prescription at me to help with the pain. That pissed me off even more because if that could have helped, why the F didn't he write it for me 2 damn weeks ago. I seriously wanted to punch him. So now I'm back at work, cranky as all hell, I have to volunteer at the hospital later, and I'm running off like 3 hours of sleep because my little brother is a frickin screw up in school and I have to tutor him.

Worst day of the year right now. People better stay the hell out of my way because I feel ready to explode in unhealthy ways.

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The Dude abides.

Some folks refuse to take painkillers, but my opinion is, there's no virtue in putting up with pain.

Call the doctor if you have pain and tell him you want meds.

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In time, this too shall pass.

I got the meds now. I'm pissed he didn't offer them to me sooner. He made me wait two flippin weeks when there was something he could have done immediately.

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The Dude abides.

Oh, I understand completely - docs not considering pain is a pet peeve of mine, and you don't want to get me started on the docs who try to talk folks out of pain killers...

When I'm in pain, if there are drugs that will take the pain away, give them to me and STFU.

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In time, this too shall pass.

His bulb burned out and he didn't have a spare? That's shitty.... (pun)

This reminds me of one time I took one of my older chihuahuas to the vet for checkup, nail trim, etc.....
He's a bossy old rescue we've had for a few years (he's since been spoiled rotten). I handed him over to the vet who proceded to take him to the back for his nail trim, since he's still got issues from being abused. After a bit of yelping, in walks the vet with no dog......shortly after, dog walks in (apparently the vet could not pick him back up after the event).

Vet is talking to me and the wife.......and dog turns his back to the vet, and procedes to leave him a nice dump as payment!

Perhaps after the doc fixes your bum.....you should take a squat and leave him a "tip". heheh

Actually, the prgnosis for Screeling is so bad the doc doesn't see the point in wasting resources on him. Oh, don't tell Screeling that his doctor doesn't understand the concept of palliative measures. Heck, he would just beat the doctor to death with a plunger knowing his collapsed colon will kill him before it ever goes to trial.

Shh, don't tell Screeling, please.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Your 'roids hurt so much you need pain meds? ..wow I didn't know they could hurt that much. What kind of pain meds?

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Well, these aren't really pain meds. Its basically anusol (hehehe, anus...). Its helped some of the pain because there isn't as much swelling from inflamation.

Its not like he gave me vicodin or something.

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The Dude abides.

Vicodin would be bad for hemmorhoids. (Increased constipation (hard stool))

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Memento Vivere

I have local knowledge.
That sandbar was not there yesterday!

I want your doctor, if he gives you vicodin for 'roids :p

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Screeling's taint sounds like its swollen up like a fleshy, hairy cruller.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

Yeah, used to use those, both the OTC form, as well as the prescription with cortisol form. Though it seems counter-intuitive to stick something up your *** when your *** is the part that hurts...

I usually did it in the shower after everything was clean, just make sure to open the container first, otherwise there will be much profanity. And don't let them heat up too much, otherwise it'll start melting too soon.

Damn, how the hell did I get to a place where I can give pointers on the use of suppositories... glad the damned 'roid went away with the fistula. Either it was right in the way, or the doc did me a kindness while I was out.

All I know is that the skill needed to insert suppositories was never one I wanted to be good at.

I'll post pictures of the the implements he's going to use on me. I have to not look at them now so that I don't lose heart on Friday.

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The Dude abides.

Yeah, sadly I had lots of practice. Though, these days, I don't have to put it to use. If the **** ever make a come back, I'm having 'em removed, then I'm going to demand the doctor let me take them home so I can douse them with gasoline and send them to hell.

Well, appointment is again for tomorrow. It better happen. Would my insurance company care if I show up for two visits and neither time they treated me due to their own screw-ups?

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The Dude abides.

Realistically, if the doctor even tagged you for a co-pay I'd be up in his grill. My *** specialist, who is the nicest man I hope to never have to meet again, had them refund a co-pay once for a visit because of how the visit was set up.

Then again, if I'm in Dallas I will be seeing him again, for the full on "going up your *** until we see daylight under full anesthesia" scoping. You're not in Texas are you Screeling?

This makes me laugh, and yet I'll never look at a cruller again without fear.

Oh, that kind of cruller. I (and Vindi, I suspect, too) was very confused about that reference.

This page has a comparison of the two.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

The dirty deed is done. He shoved a 1 inch tube up my butt and then stuck a metal gun up there with a rubber band on the end. He said I had 2 really big ones, one of which was as big as my thumb.

It hurt like hell for like 3 minutes. I will post a pic of the implements he used soon.

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The Dude abides.

Please make sure they are "before" pics of the implements!

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

I was confused. I thought there was a blog comparing crullers to his ***.

And I clicked the link anyway.

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When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

Gotcha!

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge