The Glade 4.0

Girls, I am not 18. I am not interested girls under 18 and have marginal if basically no interest in girls under 21. Leave me alone.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

Dude, do you have any idea how many guys would love to have that problem? It is all about your Asian good looks and haughty rejection of them, just makes you hotter.

Get a button made that says "You have to be at least 21 to ride this ride." another one that says "Adults Only, may I see your ID?"

Much cheaper than tattoos, easier to get rid of when the ink wouldn't be appropriate.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

lol

I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU BRO

I don't even remember the last time I got hit on by someone sober.

Alright, so it's not that big of deal, but I've had two girls ask for my number and I took them out and it resulted in them not wanting to go out after they figured out I was 24, not 18-20.

Kinda stupid if you ask me.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

By the way, high school girls are way more friendly than college girls. I'm not sure why... maybe they haven't learned how to **** test guys yet?

That's a bit more straightforward.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Damn, no sound at work, but I just had a moment thinking of that scene in Dazed and Confused about high school girls. "I keep getting older, but they stay the same age".

Yup, I agree with all that.

Dude, at least you're getting noticed!

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"I've got twenty ways to tell you shut the f*ck up / nineteen of them are twenty-four bars long / the other one goes: SHUT THE F*CK UP" - Aesop Rock
"There is no God higher than truth." -- Gandhi
Formerly: Tulamian

Alternatively you could tattoo the minimum age they need to be before approaching =P

Dude, you look too young, which is why the 21-24 year olds are walking on by and not noticing you, while the late teens are thinking you're hot until they find out your age and you go from hot to creepy in a heartbeat.

Dress a little older, lose the I'm a late teen bad boy look.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Sure tell me how to get rid of my facial features abd complete lack of facial and chest hair. Not my fault, it's the genes I was dealt. I know that 19 y o girls are creeped out but im gonna play this hand regardless. What do I have to lose? Maybe I can sign up for the cougar bait gig. I know the bars they frequent.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

I was carded until I was 31, back when they hardly carded anyone with facial hair. Enjoy it while you can Rafe. Go with the cougar idea, they pay their own way and can teach you things you haven't learned yet.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Oh, and believe me. I hit on any girl from 18 to 40. So given equal opportunity, the young ones bite bit not the ones I might actually have a meaningful run with. My ******* side is definitely dominating my nice side right now.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

so...since when does "no interest" and "leave me alone" translate into going out with them?

You love the attention and you know it :p

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Just tattoo my phone number there.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

Sounds like a pretty horrendous problem

True, the attention can be nice, but not when it results in failure most of the time. I guess I worded it confusingly. What happens is I ask a girl out, we go out, topic of age and school comes around and they become disgusted because I'm an old fart about to roll over 25 years on the odometer.

However, it is always the girls who initiate things by flirting. Girls, I have learned, are very good at letting you know what they want without saying it explicitly. They direct in a very indirect way.

Oh, and I'm not making this thread to sound pompous though I can understand it appears that way. Certainly the problem is that I cannot just go pick up girls my age, at least not ones I am really physically attracted to. But girls who are far too young seem to talk to me a lot more. Yes, it's shallow, sue me.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

You could go this route:



And if they look too young just point to your lip and say: It says LADIES, not GIRLS.

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“Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general”. - Mark Rippetoe

You seem to have a lot of self-limiting beliefs. If you choose to spend a lot of time trying to pick up girls your age, you will eventually be able to (if not become very good at it).

College age girls are for messing around with, not for anything serious. At this age it's all still a game for the most part, so just playing along is the way to go. It's what I do with girls that age that I run into now and again, despite me being 12+ years older. There's a 19 year old at my new job that's obviously interested, but I just have to take it for what it is: a little fun until something more interesting comes along.

And before anyone makes the claim that I'm one of those jerks or something, I make it clear to these girls (or as clear as I can, lol) that I'm not taking this seriously, and it won't go anywhere.

I think every guy should take at least a few years off from normal dating and just mess around with college girls.

and miss raiding! NEVAH~!!!

Are the under age still hitting on you Raf?

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

More to the point, are you still hitting on under aged girls rufflez?