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Micheal
 Post subject: Jonah Hex
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Is it my imagination, or does Josh Brolin look a lot more like Chuck Norris than himself in this poster.

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And isn't Jonah Hex the bounty hunter you would hire to bring Chuck Norris in, anyway?

We're not even talking about Megan Fox yet, but we'll get to her.

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No I see what you are getting at, but then again my impression might be colored by your pointing it out.

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Who/what is Jonah Hex?

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Chuck Norris is the star of every movie whether he is in it or not.

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He does kinda look like Chuck, but holy **** that poster looks **** awesome.

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Hopwin, he's a comic book western bounty hunter, last half of the 19th century. He's been dead and come back, deals with the supernatural occasionally, and is horribly scarred. He's about as bad *** as it gets and long suffering. You can hurt him, but don't think you can kill him and make it stick.

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That poster is terrible. What the hell is he shooting at with his right hand?

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Early word is that it's a piece of ****, a failure along the lines of Wild Wild West.
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Early word is that it's a piece of ****, a failure along the lines of Wild Wild West.


If there's a giant spider, I am SO in.
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Müs wrote:
That poster is terrible. What the hell is he shooting at with his right hand?

Anyone from Eve would call it a chain gun, but I think they're going for the Gatling gun look.

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Müs wrote:
That poster is terrible. What the hell is he shooting at with his right hand?

Anyone from Eve would call it a chain gun, but I think they're going for the Gatling gun look.


Yes... but why is he shooting downwards at that particular angle with his hand cocked to the side like that?

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Müs wrote:
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That poster is terrible. What the hell is he shooting at with his right hand?

Anyone from Eve would call it a chain gun, but I think they're going for the Gatling gun look.


Yes... but why is he shooting downwards at that particular angle with his hand cocked to the side like that?


It's all subliminal, man.

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Müs wrote:
That poster is terrible. What the hell is he shooting at with his right hand?


Dirt.

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It looks like his hand is on a crank that he is rotating. *shrugs*

I've seen better, and I've seen much worse. It's impossible for any movie poster with Megan Fox in it to be bad.

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Caleria wrote:
It's impossible for any movie poster with Megan Fox in it to be bad.

This. Very much this.
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It looks like his hand is on a crank that he is rotating. *shrugs*


Yes, with Megan Fox behind him ;)

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Caleria wrote:
It looks like his hand is on a crank that he is rotating. *shrugs*


Yup, he's shooting a Gatling gun at dirt. ;)

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Vindicarre wrote:
Caleria wrote:
It looks like his hand is on a crank that he is rotating. *shrugs*


Yup, he's shooting a Gatling gun at dirt. ;)


Or maybe the fresh zombies crawling up out of their graves? I'm grasping at straws here, but as long as I get to stare at Mega...I mean the poster, it's ok.

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I figured he was shooting so poorly because she was distracting him. Notice you don't see her right hand. ;)

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FarSky wrote:
Early word is that it's a piece of ****, a failure along the lines of Wild Wild West.


But I liked Wild Wild West.

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http://www.beyondhollywood.com/trailer- ... -rides-in/


Trailer time. I'd see it.

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I will probably watch it when it hits HBO or Starz on Demand.

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darksiege wrote:
I will probably watch it when it hits HBO or Starz on Demand.

/shrug



You'll buy the DVD when it comes out :p

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darksiege wrote:
I will probably watch it when it hits HBO or Starz on Demand.

/shrug



You'll buy the DVD when it comes out :p


LOL maybe... maybe not. I am running out of shelf space for my movies.

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