The Glade 4.0

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Holy shitsnacks!

Synopsis for the video impaired.

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

British President of something or other rips apart the newly elected Belgian Nobody figurehead elected to the EU parliament Presidency.

I think. EU Politics is more byzantine than our own.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I dont know the proper titles but... Head UK representative to the EU rips into the EU president. "You have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low grade bank clerk"

German rep to the EU basically calls the UK guy rude and a jerk for saying that.

UK dude says essentially, whatever dude you've compared us to Nazis and Fascists.

Meanwhile the moderator acts just as you'd expect a moderator of the EU to act.

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“Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general”. - Mark Rippetoe

Like a flaming vag? What a puss that dude is.

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Holy shitsnacks!

"We were told that when we had a President, we'd see a giant global political figure. The man that would be the political leader for 500 million people. The man that would represent all of us on the world stage. The man whose job was so important that of course you are paid more than President Obama. But I'm afraid what we got was you.

And I'm sorry, but after that performance earlier that you gave, and I don't want to be rude, but you know, really, you have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low grade bank clerk. And the question that I want to ask, that we're all going to ask, is 'Who are you?'. I've never heard of you. Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you. I would like to ask you President 'Who voted for you?' And what mechanism? Oh I know democracy is not popular with you lot. *moderator starts to interrupt*

And what mechanism do the peoples of Europe have to remove you? Is this European democracy? Well I sense though, that you're competent, and capable, and dangerous. And I have no doubt that it is your intention to be the quiet assassin of European democracy and of the European nation states. You appear to have a loathing for the very concept of the existence of nation states. Perhaps thats because you come from Belgium, which is pretty much a non-country. But since you took over, we've seen Greece reduced to nothing more than a protectorate. Sir, you have no legitimacy in this job at all. And I can say with confidence, that I can speak on behalf of the majority of the British people in saying 'We don't know you, we don't want you, and the sooner you're put out to grass the better.'"

*German guy gets up and acts all offended and says he should resign*

*Moderator says stupid stuff about not being mean.*

*EU President guy sits there looking like a wet rag*

"You may not like what I say. But just consider your behavior. You, after the Irish people in a referendum voted no, said that our group had open...by supporting the no vote...that we'd opened the door to fascism. You said that we had behaved, as a group in the parliament, like Hitler and the Nazis in the Reichstag. We've been called by Danny Comb Bendit (?) mentally weak. You know it has...it can't be one way, can it?"

*moderator guy cuts off his mic*

That was some epic pwnage.

A "flaming vag" seems more scary than that guy. Seriously though, a "flaming vag" is some serious **** I'd try to avoid, where the moderator is pretty non-threatening.

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In time, this too shall pass.

Hilarious!

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn