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Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by car
Victim, injured in crosswalk, is treated in hospital for minor facial injuries
updated 8:08 a.m. PT, Fri., May 7, 2010
NORTHAMPTON, Mass. - The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, according to the local paper, The Republican.

Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Capt. Scott Savino told the paper.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

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Where's a GM? That's gotta be a naming policy violation.

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He didn't dodge because he elected to roll with impact.

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is there irony here if he had been killed on a cross-walk?
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No, the opposite of irony.

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TheRiov wrote:
is there irony here if he had been killed on a cross-walk?


I LOL'ed

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Did he turn the other bumcheek?

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He was run over for our sins.
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