The Glade 4.0

So She's Enjoying Penis a Little Bit More

The reporter was speechless.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Errr.... umm.... SFW? Your link title kinda makes that questionable.

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The Dude abides.

Yeh, its a news story about the G-Shot. A collagen injection into the g-spot area to... err... make her enjoy penis a little bit more.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I'll bet he meant to say, "So, she's enjoying sex a little bit more?" But, about two words into it, he realized that wasn't going to come out well (either as a bit sexist, or just not somewhere he should go) but it was too late, and he had to finish with something and couldn't find the penis-override switch while his producer and the entire set were staring at him and the red light for the next commercial break was flashing, and, crap, it just popped out, ya know?

Of course, I can't watch the video at work, will be sharing this with my wife tonight when I get home.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

Pretty much that. And the other 2 female anchors kinda went uhh... did he just say that?

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Holy shitsnacks!

Watched it. Well, one recovered nicely. The other one kind of looked at him, then out to the producer/director as if to say, "Did that go out live?!"

Aside from that ... holy crap, the things people won't do to their bodies.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

If your sex life is bad enough that $300 a month to make it better sounds appealing, you need to find a new set of ... tools.

Well.... SHE IS!

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

OK, my wife found this hilarious, and linked it on her Facebook page. I showed it to her on the original site, not here, and five minutes later she was still laughing about it. Through her chuckling, guess what she said? "I just don't know what to say about that!" I just about bust a gut.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

Hilarious ! He got caught lol

g-shot? All sorts of new types of surgeries..just heard of a hymnoplasty (not sure if I spelled that right) supposed to make you a virgin again..

I thought no sex for 1 year was like being a reborn virgin.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Damn, I''m ten virgins.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

Sorry to hear.

Only ten??? Lucky dog!!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

Now if only there's a shot that will get me more vaginas. (Not on me)

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn