The Glade 4.0

When I sit next to girls I start fantasizing about them and feeling them up if possible... I doubt I'm homosexual... maybe not 100% straight but not homosexual. Also last night I was very successful in bed.

Sounds like you're trying to convince yourself you're not gay.

Hmm.

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Holy shitsnacks!

So I'm a psychopathic, homosexual, bipolar guy who is a future serial killer and is destined to get beaten up... wonderful.

edit:

My best friend would always tell me that I should let him know if I start murdering people, and that he wouldn't report me.

Sociopathic, not psychopathic.

But yeah.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Seriously, wtf is wrong with you people? Assholes.

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It's borderline personal attacks, but I don't want my thread locked.

Except that's ok in Rants :p

And if it hasn't been locked yet, it never will be.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Actually, personal attacks are only ok in Hellfire.

Really? Hmm. Interesting.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Also when my feelings get hurt it makes me better with girls... thickens my skin... it's true.

This.

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If Lex were to go out and hurt himself as a result of this thread (unlikely) what kind of douchey assbags would you all feel like?

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If I hurt myself, it would be from girls not liking me, not an Internet forum.

Hop,
While I agree with you on some levels, Lex has also expressley stated more than once that he doesn't give a **** what we think or say about his internet persona.

I'd feel that it was long over due karma.

But that's just me.

I'd rather sleep with lots of women than fret over my emotional state and justify self harm... I'm not some clueless 16 year old who thinks emotions should dictate action. I know my priorities and they involve social domination, not being an introverted whiner who has hurt feelings and can't get over them.

Nice.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I made a Google spreadsheet of all my female contacts and it involves the physical escalation for each, which girls are responsive, last contact date, where they live, physical description, phone numbers, etc. I can't wait to add more entries.

See... that? That right there's **** creepy.

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Holy shitsnacks!

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

Yeah Lex, you just crossed the creep line.

Well, I didn't come up with the idea. I copied it from someone else.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

I wish you could make it clear which sort of content is prohibited? Personal attack types, or outlandish things that I tend to say?

Anyways, I figured out that the best way to talk to girls is to fantasize about them as you talk to them, and as you listen. This way you have the energy to further conversation in a fun way... and usually prevents you from being totally friend-zoned.

However this also makes it difficult to actually comprehend their words. I'm working on this. I definitely think it's harder being a guy on a date than a woman. Women almost never push a conversation... the burden is almost all on the guy to keep the fun going. When it's awkward, it's always the guy's fault because he isn't man enough to push the conversation.