The Glade 4.0

Christopher, age 4, just decided it would be a good idea to trim Catherine's, age 3, beautiful blonde locks. And not just a little... If it hadn't been for my oldest boy she mightn't have much hair left.

Grrrrrrr!!!!!

Dude, seriously, I clicked on this thread expecting to see something horrible like your kid had a brain tumor or something. I'm glad that's not the case. You should change your thread title.

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The Dude abides.

Jesus Christ on a bicycle... I am so glad this is a thread about something other than what I thought.

Good luck with the soon to be ex- middle mini you.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

I have to admit that I also thought this was going to be a horrible thread that would make people cry and such. It's good to see it isn't.

But this is stuff kids do. My little brother cut some girl's hair off in kindergarten. Well, it was another boy and my brother that did it. I laughed when I heard about it. Funny thing about hair is that it grows back. At least at that age it does.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

My 5-year old son - one week before getting his school picture taken, and a day after getting his haircut, decided to cut his hair himself. Wife walked in right as he was clipping about two inches off of his forehead with the safety scissors. Kind of a goofy look, can't wait to show his date the picture on prom night.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

ROFL Aethien!!

Can tell some of you aren't parents or have very very well behaved kids!!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

Actually, it was just about what I expected. That is a parental phrase, a little subtler than "I'm going to kill that kid."

I was however, relieved to be right.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Sorry about the thread title...didn't even occur to me that it actually sounded as serious as it does.

In any case Catherine has an emergency session with my wife's hair stylist tomorrow to try to mitigate the damage.

^ This

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Number me among those laughing with nervous relief. Make sure you have video or photographic evidence of the whole debacle. This will make great Christmas Diner table discussion about 20 years from now.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

Michael and I are the only ones ol..... err mature enough to recognize the phrasology. This is about what I expected.

Good luck!

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Memento Vivere

I have local knowledge.
That sandbar was not there yesterday!

I've been around the block a few times too, and I also recognized this for what it (likely) was.

Fixed that for you.

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The Dude abides.

... Now you've done it ...

I have to send Doombots to your place now. You're going to have more hemorrhoids when they're down.

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My neighbor's daughter was jealous of my little sister's Shirley Temple-esque red curls. So she cut them off one day.

Kids, gotta love 'em. 'Cause you're stuck with them.

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When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

My daughter's BFF had hair down her back almost to the waistline, long straight beautiful blonde hair, until she decided she wanted it short like Allanna and cut it herself. She actually did a good job of it, but her mom was mortified. I think she was five or almost five at the time too.

I feared the worst too, but alas, my daughter is a really really really good child. (No. Really!) =)

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Gorse