The Glade 4.0

Hard to get a phone number from a homeless chick, isn't it Lex? She prolly just wanted you for your shoes anyway.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

You win!

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Raell Kromwell

So, a husband thought his wife was seeing someone on the side. After a few weeks of having this belief, he decided he would go home early one day to surprise her.

When he got home, he saw a man walking out of their bedroom smoking. The husband flies into a rage and starts beating the hell out of the smoking man. The husband then tosses him off the third floor balcony of the apartment they lived in.

With a strange stroke of luck, the smoking man was able to hang on. The husband seeing the smoking man hanging there, he rushed to a closet and pulled out a hammer. He then runs back and starts pounding on the mans fingers until he falls to the ground below. The husband looks down at the smoking man, laying in a bush, still very much alive. In a final fit of rage, he takes his fridge from the kitchen and tosses that off the balcony as well, killing the smoking man below.

Once his rage went away, he was racked with guilt over killing the smoking man. Unable to live with what he has done he then takes his own life. When he wakes up he is standing outside of the gates to Paradise. He looks to his left and sees the smoking man, he then sees another man to his right that he didn't know. St. Peter asked him how he died, the husband then explained it all. After hearing the story, he was told to step aside. St. Peter then asked the smoking man how he died.

I am a cable man, I was doing an installation in this woman's bedroom, I finished the job, lit up a smoke and walked out. When I walked out of the room I was attacked by some crazy guy. St. Peter then told him to step aside, he then asked the third man how he died.

Well, there I was buck *** naked hiding in this fridge...

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Raell Kromwell

haha passed out at work during the blood drive!

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I want this. For breakfast. For lunch. For dinner. And for snack.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

3 days ugh ugh ugh!! 3 days ugh ugh ugh..

Oh yeah it's my birthday!!! whoo who

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

Happy birthday Oonagh, it doesn't show on the main page, have you listed it correctly?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Ha funny. No my real day is March 9th. I am celebrating like it is my birthday!! School is over

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

Well, have a piece of cake for me, and congratulations on another school year down.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Random thought... Why the heck does Lady Kate want that much butter on a baked potato.

I'm at a loss, I thought she deep fried the sticks.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I fell apart, I fell apart..but got back up again.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

One more day of vans and classes, then family night. It's been worth it though. there is a certain wisdom about being so busy you can't get into trouble.

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

2 days!!!! 2 days !!!! Woo WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

Hey I was wondering where you've been. Have you been checking your email?

Not butter not sticks not potatoes LOBSTER LOBSTER LOBSTER!!!! *sigh* We have none here in smalltown MS.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I bet you have crawfish though.

They're just teeny tiny lobsters if you think 'bout it.

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In time, this too shall pass.

I've tried crawfish and shrimp and its just not the same....crab would prolly temporarily satisfy the craving but not crab cakes, gotta be crab legs and we can't get those here either.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

San Francisco, sitting in a window seat at a very nice restaurant overlooking the bay. Lobster, steak, baked potato, green beans and my pregnant wife looking beautiful as we celebrated a promotion she had received at work. One of my favorite memories.

She named the lobster, and apologized to it just before she ripped its tail off. She had an interesting sense of humor, and that will be twenty years ago this fall.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Thats a lovely memory, Micheal. I wish I could have met her. I have a feeling we would have hit it off.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

How come nobody has invented canned lobster yet?
Wal-mart quit selling lobster altogether except for the two frozen lobster tails in a box for $19.99 which is a big fat NO.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

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Yeah....who can afford that? I bought some Buitoni lobster and shrimp ravioli for 10 bucks.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Twelve large lobsters for $260 is a hell of a deal compared to restaurant prices.