The Glade 4.0

You toss a puppy and escape on your bulldozer.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/europe/10333211.stm

I had a sorta close encounter with a group of hells angels...

I'm driving east on Hwy 40 in Missouri, about 3 hrs out of St. Louis and I get stuck in the fast lane behind a gal riding a Honda crotch rocket who refuses to go more than the speed limit. She's pissing me off, driving the same speed as the traffic in the right hand lane and refusing to get over.

Right about then I see a crowd of bikes coming up behind me doing about 80... a group of Hells Angels showing colors, and there's 2 on point wearing black scarves like wild west bandits.

We drive on for a bit, they're crowding me but somehow I'm not all that upset at them... nervous (OK, REAL nervous), but not upset... but I am getting a bit ticked off at the Honda chick. Finally I get pissed enough after following for like 30 minutes, so I say to my wife - "Watch this, I'm going to pay this gal back for pulling this crap"...

... so I hit the blinkers and pull into the slow lane so they can pass me... and they do ... and they split around the girl, half the pack on one side, half on the other. I'd bet she was sitting on a soggy saddle after that, let me tell you! Probably 50 of them, riding in such a tight formation they looked more like Blue Angels than Hells Angels.

After they pass me, I pull back over into the fast lane and follow... but you know what? The gal on the Honda finally pulled over to the slow lane.

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In time, this too shall pass.

In other news, a group of Hell's Angels was found standing dumbfounded. They required medical assistance to pick their jaws back up.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Am i the only one wondering what type of puppy it was?

You shout to your friends "And I bet you they will still prefer to beat up the Pagans a block down!"

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

Holy ****, I want to meet that man. That guy must be packing beach balls down there.

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Ok this is just a WTF moment

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

I didn't realize you swung that way.

Lex, Hopwin wants to meet you.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

That was pretty much my thought.

I hope the puppy's ok.

There are Hell's Angels in Germany? That's kind of odd. Can't imagine they're quite as hard core as here.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

There are a number of gangs, including biker gangs, that are international. Why do you believe they'd be less "hard core" there than here?

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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

Can you really take seriously the hardcore nature of any group who are in a country that thinks a badass and the dude from Baywatch are the same person?

Really? That is like watching the news expectantly every night to see news of a Gangsta shootout at a John Tesh concert.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

They've been in Germany for 40 years.
Do you really think the Hell's Angels would allow a charter to exist, anywhere, that wasn't "hard core"?

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Have various things forced into the offending body part?

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister