The Glade 4.0

*passes out* Quick, someone wave patchouli oil under my nose!
You gotta warn a hippie before you post something like that!!!!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

You go get a haircut too, and we want pictoral proof as well.

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Noooooooo way!!!! Ack ack ack!! Next thing you'll insist that we start bathing too!!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

No but since you brought the subject up... body hair. Needs to go.

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Oh yes.

Nectarines > Peaches > Kiwis

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Holy shitsnacks!

SO, were these totally random thoughts, or semi-random... or not random at all? Can people even post a random thought in a thread titled "random thoughts" since it seems to be self-negating?

Spontaneous, sure... but random?

"Filigree absinthe Pocahontas vermilion sucker" is about as close as I can come...

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In time, this too shall pass.

I don't like lettuce.

Farts smell bad.

I wonder if women shaved their legs in the 1600s and if they didn't, what was it like with all these beautiful women running around court in fancy dresses and hairy legs? Did guys like that back then? I need to know.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Paging Taamar ...

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Back then the only women who didn't have hairy legs were children. Women never SHOWED their legs, though... they wore silk linen or wool hose (bias cut with seams, not knit) under their multiple layers of skirt. Did men like it? Who knows... a man generally never saw a bare leg until he was married and then it was too late. Interestingly the art of the time showed hairless bodies much the way modern comic books show outsized breasts and impractical shoes... wishful thinking. Leg shaving is fairly modern, right around the first world war when all the silk that was originally used for stocking was taken up by the military. Elizabeth I, Queen Victoria, Catherine the Great, Joan of Arc, Josephine Bonaparte, Cleopatra, and Helen of Troy all had hairy legs.

The big exception with in the Muslim world where body hair was considered unclean. Muslims have been chemically removing all hair below the neck for centuries.

Huh. I didn't think about it but you're right...the art of the era was distinctly hairless...in men as well as women.
Strange. Thanks Taamar.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I do not come around often enough.

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Raell Kromwell

Most asian women don't have the hair problem... in return we lack the 'figure'... stupid balance

Why do firecrackers even exist? They have no pretty sparks, they don't fly up in the air..

Also, no one ever lights just one, it has to be a whole pack.

It's a conspiracy.. teenagers don't want me to sleep.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

A whole pack inside a galvanized trashcan. >.<

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Holy shitsnacks!

why do people shoot firecrackers or fireworks of anykind off in broad daylight?

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

Do people who go out of their house with hair in rollers really feel that their hair is going to look that much better post-curl it will make up for how bad it looks in rollers?

My foot has reached the itchy phase.

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

What part of the "griefer" concept are you missing?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Because they are idiots???

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

24/7 nausea is exhausting.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Clearly, Tassadar has failed us. You must not.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Watched The Last Dragon the other day. And since then I have had the subject of misguided midget assholes stuck in my head.

And I wonder who really is the biggest misguided midget ******* out there.

And I also keep thinking.. out of all the musicians who have passed away for any reason other than old age... Chuck Schuldiner was probably one of the biggest losses to the music world. He passed away 4 days after my daughters 5th birthday. Close to 9 years ago now, and his music is still better than most of the extreme metal crap out there now.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

I was doing that Friday/Saturday... not often, but we had to test some things.

A test because we had:

65' of crackle fuse
65' of slow-burn fuse
100' of paper-fuse

We were using the fuse to wire up ... creations? ... like 3 x Golden Gate Spectacular, 1 x Roaring Lion, 8 x Sparkplugs and 2 x Friendship Flowers (stripped naked). And that's one of the relatively simple creations (though duct taping that together was fun.)

For California, it's not very safe nor sane what we created... but he lives right next to the fire department.

Michael will let you know if I don't survive the next 24 hours.

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Once, I was a ranger
Then, I was a warlock
And a mage
And a paladin
Now, I seek to be myself

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/07/04/new.yo ... l?iref=NS1

NY man blows off arm with firecrackers
By the CNN Wire Staff
July 4, 2010 3:59 a.m. EDT
STORY HIGHLIGHTS

New York (CNN) -- Like fireworks, it has become an Independence Day weekend tradition unto itself: fireworks-related injury.

On Saturday, a man lighting fireworks outside his Long Island home became the latest victim when he completely severed his left arm from his shoulder, Suffolk County police said.

Eric Smith, 36, was using a three-foot-long metal tube to shoot mortars near his Islip Terrace home on Saturday evening. One of the explosives shot out and struck him in the left arm, taking it off, said police.

Smith's friends wrapped the arm in ice and took him to the hospital -- where Smith was listed in serious condition.

Doctors will try to reattach the limb, police said.

A new study by the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission found that nearly 9,000 people were taken to the emergency room and two people died in 2009 from fireworks-related incidents.

Of them, nearly 6,000 of the injuries took place during the 30 days surrounding last year's 4th of July holiday -- and many resulted in the loss of a limb.

Among the safety steps the commission recommends are the following:

# Never have any portion of your body directly over a fireworks device when lighting the fuse. Move back to a safe distance immediately after lighting.

# Never try to re-light or pick up fireworks that have not fully functioned.

# Keep a bucket of water or a garden hose handy in case of fire or other mishap.

# Light one item at a time, and then move back quickly.

# Never carry fireworks in a pocket or shoot them off in metal or glass containers.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Feeling the need to shoot things.

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Raell Kromwell