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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:51 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:09 am 
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"Dad's great, but listening to all that talk radio has put some weird ideas into his head," said daughter Samantha, a freshman at Reed College in Portland, OR. "He believes the Constitution allows the government to torture people and ban gay marriage, yet he doesn't even know that it guarantees universal health care.


That was pretty good heh.

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When will they do the same article on Democrats?


That being said: I don't know how those guys come up with anything over the top anymore, the real news is so damn far out there...

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I dunno, the part that Dash quoted was a nice jab at democrats, what with the constitution guaranteeing universal health care and all.

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Funny thing is, the blame for the general ignorance surrounding our form or government, the Constitution, and our Founding Fathers lies squarely at the feet of the Federal Government.

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O_o isnt that circular reasoning? Isnt it the publics responsiblity to educate themselves?


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O_o isnt that circular reasoning? Isnt it the publics responsiblity to educate themselves?


How familiar are you with federal education mandates?

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Other than my general dislike for them not much.

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I dunno, the part that Dash quoted was a nice jab at democrats, what with the constitution guaranteeing universal health care and all.


Yup - I think it hit both ends of the spectrum. :)

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Funny thing is, the blame for the general ignorance surrounding our form or government, the Constitution, and our Founding Fathers lies squarely at the feet of the Federal Government.


Also at the feet of many, many people who have funny ideas about "original intent".

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Necropost much, Monte?

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