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What about....

"They're the common clay of the new west.... You know.... Morons!"

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Or what about (IIRC):

"Penis breath!"
"Zero charisma!"


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My personal favorite: "You're an inanimate f**kin' object!"

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NephyrS wrote:
What about....

"They're the common clay of the new west.... You know.... Morons!"

I was expecting that, but alas...

Edit @Psifonian - Good to see you, bro. :)


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To me, they used too many that were uncreative profanity, and not enough of the truly clever ones.

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my personal favorites...

"Yeah, I got a question: does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?" (one of my favorite movies)

"Is this true?" "Yes it is true, this man has no dick."

"If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it"

and

"Hey Laserlips; your mother was a snowblower."

I would like to know what that movie was with Ralph Fiennes and Brendan Gleeson.

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There's a link to the original page in the info on YouTube; that page has a breakdown of movies by minute.

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darksiege wrote:
my personal favorites...

"Yeah, I got a question: does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?" (one of my favorite movies)

"Is this true?" "Yes it is true, this man has no dick."

"If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it"

and

"Hey Laserlips; your mother was a snowblower."

I would like to know what that movie was with Ralph Fiennes and Brendan Gleeson.

'In Bruges.'


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Such a fine film, "In Bruges." It's one of those films that increases quality every time you watch it.

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FarSky wrote:
'In Bruges.'


Thank you sir.

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I am glad Short Circuit made the list. It was the first one that popped into my head before I clicked play, and was all set to post it figuring it wouldn't make the cut. I am in agreeance that I would have rather seen more clever ones rather than just profanity for profanity's sake.

Another good one would have been from Spaceballs, when Lonestar and Princess Vespa are describing what the other likely is like before they actually meet (ends with "Horse-faced spacedog!"

Or possibly an honorable mention from Happy Gilmore: "I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast." "Whoa, you eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?!" "........ No!"

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