The Glade 4.0

if someone asks me for help with their itunes or anti-virus one more time i am going to sh*t a brick.

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Ron Paul 2012

1) Use Zune instead
2) Use AVG instead

Anything past that, tell them to suck a dick.

Hey Nev,

Can you recommend some good free Anti-virus software for me?

Also, what is a good way I can get all my music together and take it with me to the gym??

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

of course we're gonna need proof of your assertion nev in the random pic thread

I'm just curious what he's going to do to Rafael with that brick of ****.

Coffin Corner news flash * * * Local gamer found suffocated with solid fecal mass lodged halfway down throat and a still smoking blunt lodged firmly in his * * * Film at 11!

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Hey Nev ... Here's a tshirt for you to wear ..

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“The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.” - Pearl S. Buck

I have the black version of that shirt.

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I love my girlfriend... that is all :p

Win.

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The sad part is it's constantly family members asking me, even though I constantly tell them the reason I never have any problems is because I avoid using pain in the *** programs, not because I'm a computer genius. And now *I* have a pain in the ***. That was a huge brick. Damn. lol...

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Ron Paul 2012

I made my sister buy a Mac.

Seriously.

Never had a problem after that, going on 3 years now.

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In time, this too shall pass.

Foamy wears this shirt often and everyone has to be a smart *** when he wears it.

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

Thing is...the shirts are funny but I'd never wear one myself. I mean, it's one thing to share my feelings with people who know what I'm talking about, but if I acted like that with everyone...90% of people would think that I think that I'm smarter or better than them. Or yeah, they would just bring more computer problems to me. Ugh.

Part of the reason I'm no longer pursuing a degree in information technology. IT is one of those fields where despite people actually needing help from a trained professional who has an active interest in computers, they all treat you like a McDonalds drive-thru attendant that gave you cold fries and forgot the special sauce. That and each time an ignorant person innocently asks me a little question they unknowingly open 5 or 6 barrels of monkeys.

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Ron Paul 2012

Over the phone is the worst. In person its not bad because I can actually see **** for myself, but my lord trying to help an Aunt or Uncle over the phone with their BlackBerry / Laptop / etc is soo annoying. But if its someone thats important to me I'll suffer through it.

Yeah.....I totally agree, Elessar.

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Ron Paul 2012

My mom forgot both how to copy and paste and how to add an attachment to email.

She was so proud of learning copy paste to.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

This happens to me also...but in a little different aspect. Everyone thinks I can diagnose their health problem, just because I am a nurse. Many of my conversations with realtives or people that know what I do, involve a list of their symptoms and what I think they should do about them..

I'm with you, Nev, feel like s******* a brick !

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

seconded....

dear god yes!

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Memento Vivere

I have local knowledge.
That sandbar was not there yesterday!

"Hey, Taamar, I've got a cooking question for you!"

On the bright side, I never have to hear about anyone symptoms.

Taamar – via email wrote:

Here's a real basic recipe:

Day-old bread, about 3 cups cubed
2 tablespoons butter, melted
1/2 cup raisins (optional)
4 eggs, beaten
2 cups milk
1/3 cup white sugar
1/3 cup brown sugar
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
Break bread or cube into small pieces into an 8 inch square baking pan. Drizzle melted butter or margarine over bread. If desired, sprinkle with raisins.
In a medium mixing bowl, combine eggs, milk, sugar, cinnamon, and vanilla. Beat until well mixed. Pour over bread, and lightly push down with a fork until bread is covered and soaking up the egg mixture.
Bake in the preheated oven for 45 minutes, or until the top springs back when lightly tapped.

Look familiar? I never properly thanked you. I guess now is a good time.

My mother was at the “end of life” stage of cancer receiving hospice care in my home. She had lost her sense of taste. Sweets were the only thing that she could distinguish. There are many sweets in the world but she wanted bread pudding. “None of that store bought crap.” Do you know how many hits Google returns on “bread pudding recipe”?

Khross suggested I ask you for a recipe. You quickly replied to my request with the recipe above. I whipped it up. She declared it “the best bread pudding I’ve ever had”. This would be the only thing I could get Mom to eat before she slipped into what would be the last week of her life.

This is a priceless recipe. Mom was from a generation of Texas women that did not think you reached womanhood until you had a recipe published in the church cookbook. It was funny to hear her talking to her best friend telling her about the bread pudding recipe that the “nice lady from the internet sent to us”. Naturally, the recipe goes to her best friend as "Taamar’s Bread Pudding".

I thank you now from the bottom of my heart. When you sent that recipe, I was beyond tired. Recipe trust… sight unseen.

Every time I scooped up that tiny portion she could stomach for the day, you were my hero.

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“The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.” - Pearl S. Buck

So I need to email a recipe to someone, but I need to turn it into an iTunes file and scan it for viruses....

Then I need to ask a nurse and a doctor about any potential health ramifications on this recipe...

HELP!!!

;-p

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut