The Glade 4.0

At least you know where your dad is. I haven't seen mine in 15 years.

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Holy shitsnacks!

*snugglyhuggieboos*

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Damsel in distress is just a fancy way of saying chick with issues.

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I wonder why a gynecologist leaves the room when women get undressed?

~Tolyn~

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~Tolyn~

"A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out."

They do? ...ummm mine doesn't..

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

I want to replace my gynecologist's ceiling posters. Instead of cute nature posters...I want one that reads "If you think you feel violated now...just wait until you have to pay for parking."

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“The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.” - Pearl S. Buck

When I was stationed in Germany, a buddy of mine had a hand-lettered sign taped to his ceiling that said "Why are you looking up here?"

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Why were you looking up there, Shel?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I was probably lying on his floor, shitfaced and wishing the room would stop spinning.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

how is it someone who makes me feel so wonderful about myself make me hate myself so much

The State Fair opens today; do I want to go this year?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Yes yes yes!! Play some silly games, have a good time, and on your way out give your leftover tickets to some sweet little kid.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I vote "No". Too much tempting food :p

And that Midgen is my big worry. Temptation, I can resist anything except temptation.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

^^^

Go get your tests done and if you "pass" then go celebrate!

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You just need more practice at it Michael

I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.

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~Tolyn~

"A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out."

True, come help me practice resisting temptation since you are so good at it. I promise to try to resist your charms. For a little while anyway.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Holy crap! Had it not been for my dad deciding he was a douche and wanted to rebuild our relationship... you were about the same as me there.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Ok this is about as random as it gets....was reading the tea party thread thingy and kept seeing the word 'hyperbole.'
Now I have "Monte and hyperbole" in my head to the tune of "Ebony and Ivory."
WTH??

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Yeh, He sends me cards and ****. But **** em. I want nothing to do with that abusive douchebag.

Real men don't hit women.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I'm hungry.

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Memento Vivere

I have local knowledge.
That sandbar was not there yesterday!

Omg, I keep getting a charley horse in my calf...

Keep foot flexed..keep foot flexed

don't point toes..don't point toes

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

You're a nurse, talk to a doctor about it.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Have some water. And parsley.