The Glade 4.0

This is pretty funny (and, from what I can tell, the captions are written by a woman. Maybe Megan's latest revelations have something to do with that ... )

Megan Fox's worst pictures, courtesy of the LA Times

Edit: Sorry, forgot to say that it's SFW. It's a bunch of pictures of her looking all frumpy. Well, as frumpy as you can be if you're Megan Fox.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

Oi, they forgot to include any bad pictures. The Motley Crue t-shirt & Jeans...bunk time.

Considering it's Megan Fox, I feel compelled to ask:

SFW?

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The Dude abides.

No nudity or lingerie pics. It's photos taken in public basically.

The Star Wars shirt reigns over the MC pic for me.

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!

QFT

Also like the glasses pic. Wow.

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"I Live, I Love, I Slay, and I Am Content."
- Conan the Barbarian

Yep, glasses pic did it for me too.

No bad pictures here.

Raber speaks truth.

Yeah, I figured they would be the "megan fox walks out of a 7-11 with 3 ice cream sandwiches" pictures, not a bunch of red carpet pics. I smell conspiracy!

The tattoo on her forearm is awful

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Holy shitsnacks!

Because it is there or because it looks like someone did it in a kitchen somewhere?

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Yes.

It just looks tacky.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I have no qualms about its placement.. my problem is that it is a crappy portrait...

That said, were I even able to land a chick that hot in bed... I would so not kick her out of bed for it.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

See, I think you would.

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The Dude abides.

That ***** could eat a whole box of crackers in my bed and I wouldn't kick her out.

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Raell Kromwell

The comments were hilariously catty.

Angelina is is more beautiful but Fox is definitely hotter.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

See, I used to think Angelina was more attractive. She looks more and more like a crack whore as time passes though, and has lost most of her attractiveness at this point for me.

Megan Fox is hot, but straight up crazy. She's definitely a look but don't touch type.

Both of those women are completely insane. Basically, you have to commit yourself to being stabbed at some point in the relationship. I'm pretty sure the girl that does the Progressive Insurance commercials is in the same boat, you're going to take some damage.

I've been saying this for the past 5 years.

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The Dude abides.

How dare you. Flo would never hurt a soul.

Even if she does, at least you'll have good insurance.

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Hurt? Maybe not. Eat? Definitely.

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

She peaked with Mr and Mrs Smith and went quickly downhill when she decided she should weight 60 pounds...

Probably just goes to show that even Angelina can be insecure. She has the hottest man in the world, and probably is trying to hang on to him. Because you know he dumped Jennifer Aniston because she was such a cow.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge