The Glade 4.0

My new ex-girlfriend stole my car and she has a warrant. It'd make my day if she were arrested for GTA.

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Dammit Hopwin, your recent taste in women is a series of failures. Until you get a good one you now have to clear all your girlfriends through LadyKate and Diamondeye before you can start dating them.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

In addition to this.. I would like to highly suggest just having a one nighter or two.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

What can I say? The nuts flock to me for some ungodly reason.

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Jesus **** Christ, man.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

It's because you're a nice guy and insecure crazy b*tches take advantage of that. You're a guy and you want to rescue them from their behavior. All dudes want to be a hero.

You're just like Mario, trying to rescue the Princess. Sorry, but the Princess is in a different castle.

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Ron Paul 2012

Just because they flock to you, doesn't mean you have to date them.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

I think you just have a taste for bad dangerous girls. Kind of like some girls have a taste for men who are going to beat them, do them wrong, and run away with their money and their former best friend.

Dude, find a nice girl. Sex can wait until the fifth or eighth date or something.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

If it's less than three days since she took it, the most they can get her for is unauthorized use of a motor vehicle.. which still isn't bad to pile on top of a warrant.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Well, the cops called - they've recovered my wife's CUV. It was in the next town over (Southfield, MI) and missing the keys, but AFAIK otherwise intact. Not sure if any of the personal stuffs are still there, and we can't get to the car until Monday morning.

But yay for 1 of my 2 Friday wishes! Now, someone needs to just grant the other one kplztks.

I am blessed to have everything I could ever wish for.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

So all you needed to 'make your day' is a reminder to reflect on how lucky you are!

I thought I had but my pathology/sociopathy detector doesn't seem to work.

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Really, just send your next date's particulars to Diamondeye so he can run her rap sheet. He can just text you back a 'go for it' or a 'no way Jose' so it doesn't break confidentiality.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Someone to have dinner with. Scheduling here sucks and I don't like eating alone. Someone should share the misery that is my cooking.

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~Tolyn~

"A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out."

Tolyn, lol my cooking is misery too

what would make my day? A little fairy to wave a wand and take the pain and outbreak of shingles away so I can do something other than sleep.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Sleeping would be nice. I don't want shingles to make it happen, but more than 4 hours a weekend would be nice, especially since I've been lying down for around 7-8 a night.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

A piano! I've always wanted to learn the piano...

Meee too. My left hand is more than a little retarded though.

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Raell Kromwell

Finding or even asking out the girl of my dreams would make my day. Never seems to happen, unfortunately.

Damn Tamaar..will you share with me?

now I want Fish and Chips

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Denver is a lovely city with many employment opportunities in your field!

But Vegas is warmer

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Holy shitsnacks!

But in Sacramento we have some excellent hospitals, a wonderland of good food, never get snow that sticks to the ground and rarely have days over 110, even in the worst spots in summer.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

...and it's still California, with rising taxes to pay for declining services, no budget and swamped with union payments that can't be paid. On the other hand Colorado, south of Denver, has some excellent hospitals, a wonderland of good food, snow that actually falls enough to make snowmen, but goes away before it's tedious and never has days over 100, even in the worst spots in summer.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko