The Glade 4.0

I always fold a piece of paper or wrapper before throwing it away.
My phone needs to go in my right pocket, top facing down, screen facing my leg.
Sometimes I bite the insides of my lip or cheek and pull off a little skin.
I put off doing laundry as much as I can. My wardrobe lasts about 3 weeks, then laundry day :[
I always kick my underwear up with my foot and catch it.

When I'm eating at a place that gives you paper napkins I use them all after I'm done eating. They're not going to be used by anyone else, and it seems wrong to throw them away unused...

My keys go in my left pocket and my money clip in my right.

I get nearly irate at people who turn and don't stay in their own lane.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Thought of another one..

If I'm eating a burger or sandwich, I always hold it with my left hand and once I take a bite, I never put it down.

I eat candy bars one piece at a time. By which I mean that I nibble the chocolate of a Snickers, then peel the caramel, suck it off the nuts, then have just the slab of nougat.

I constantly count my fingers when I'm watching TV or otherwise zoned out. I'll tap them onto my thumb and go one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, one.

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

I won't eat anything the day of its expiration date, I refuse to eat left-overs that have been in the fridge longer than one day, when cooking raw meat I change stirring utensils 3 or 4 times and get clean ones, and I will pour out a gallon of milk no matter how much is left if it has been open longer than 4 days.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I hate it when people don't use their turn-signal even if they are in the turn-only lane.

I sort candies such as M&Ms, Skittles, etc out by color and eat each color group separately.

I have eaten the same thing for lunch for 95% of my work days for the past 4 years.

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My key ring is just under half a pound, despite my needing few of the keys on it. I intentionally accumulate old keys, rings, and use a beefy carabiner in order to maintain the weight. My car keys and flash drives disconnect so as not to put strain on USB ports and my ignition switch.. I keep it that heavy so my oblivious *** notices when they're not in my pocket.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

I do this too. I had an incident when I was 16 where I lost my keys when they fell out of my pocket. There were 5 of us still at the location we were at-- one 15 year old, one 14year old, me, and two 17 year olds. Unfortunatly the only other person who had a car the 17 year old with her 14 year old boyfriend--she had a stick shift that only she and the 15 year old could drive--and SHE wanted to make out with her boyfriend.
So there we were driving 95mph in the far left lane, with me crammed in the back seat being kicked by the car owner and her boyfriend while they made out while they took me home. I swore I would never again lose my keys.

I no longer put things in my pockets.
I carry everything in one of these:

Yeah, that's right. I carry a purse

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

I sort colored candies in roygbv order, then swap red to the end before eating them in order. Unless they come out in a way that can make a pyramid with solid colored lines (same colors together) then I have to eat them bottom to top.

When I have lucky charms I have to eat every tiny bit of cereal before eating the marshmallows - horse shoes first, hearts last.

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I've slowly been converting myself toward using it in turn-only lanes. I'm consistent about using my turn signal in all other instances, but have a hard time not muttering to myself: "Of course I'm turning - I'm in the turn only lane..."

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

To expand on my uber dorkiness... sometimes the colors go to war in formations... with alliances between colors...

Oh and it bothers me when people try to self-format emails because they don't understand text-wrapping makes their half-assed attempts look disjointed in different resolutions.

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When I eat Skittles or M&M's, I hold two between my fingers and squeeze. The first one to crack gets eaten. The stronger winner goes on to battle again. When I get to the end of the pack, my champion lives on to fight another day.

I don't like my food to touch the other foods on my plate.

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

I don't.

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Memento Vivere

I have local knowledge.
That sandbar was not there yesterday!

Yeah, but do you have a ponytail, SG?

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Quoted for win on several levels, lol.

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show

Me either. We not only know who keeps the pants, we know who carries the purse.

Wallet goes in jeans. Keys go in jeans. Cell phone goes in jeans. What else do you need to carry?

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show

Here are some things a typical woman may have in her purse:
pens
note paper
pain killer
lipstick
eyeliner
powder compact
nail file
snacks
gum
kleenex
toothbrush
tampons
safety pins
condoms

I always use belt clips for my keys. Otherwise, I lose them.

And they're so much easier to get at to use when they're clipped to my belt/belt loops.

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Darksiege: You are not a god damned vulcan homie.

No no no ... it's chocolate first, then the nougat. Save the nuts and caramel for last.

You're so weird.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

I hate hate HATE writing with a pen that has a missing cap. The cap must be in place on the backside of the pen. I think it has something to do with counterbalance.

I fold dollar bills in half lengthwise whenever I hand them to a cashier.

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show