The Glade 4.0

I kill spiders in the most spectacular method I happen to have on hand at the moment of any given encounter.

I have stabbed a spider with a rapier. I have cut a spider in half with a blade. I have breathed fire on a spider. I have killed a spider with a thrown shuriken. My roomate and I endured a summer of spider infestation at our apartment complex by inventing our own suped-up Nerf gun spider hunting drinking game (which, by the way, was responsible for the shuriken kill).

Yes, these were big, hairy ****. But the little ones die just as harshly. **** those **** spiders right in their dozens of evil, spider eyes.

My most recent kill was a stick and boot combination on my way to fighter practice this evening. The soul sucking little bastard had made a home in my rear view mirror. I lamented a less practical kill, but the classics never get old.

**** those **** spiders right in their dozens of evil, spider eyes.

Guess what PETA, only a tiny fraction of these celebs actually care or believe as you do. They just want the publicity and the excuse to pose naked in your "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign.

knowledge=power
power=good
bacon=good
knowledge=bacon!

I do try to color inside the lines, but sometimes, you just gotta eat the crayon.

Facts to Monte are like a fine wine to a wood chipper.

...direct democracy and its ills (ignorant voters, tyranny of the majority) is anathema to a free society in which all men are equal.

It's 10am bro.

Must be good weed.

In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first. - George Carlin

I am not captain-save-a-ho.

Time-travelling aliens? Couldn't they just be time-travellers? You're stretching here.

In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first. - George Carlin

Corolinth: Free your mind and your *** will follow.

Clearly, water is as racist as our court system.

In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first. - George Carlin

Look, people, how do you expect the teachers unions to continue to **** us in the *** with their pensions and retirement benifits as they reach retirement age without access to Viagra?

I honestly don't care what they are made of. I could find out the cream filling was horse cum and I'd still eat twinkies.

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

If you are not toiling with an overseer who's got an actual whip in his hand, you are not a slave.

I've watched enough porn that this thread really doesn't faze me. Did she have a baseball bat in her ***? If not, I don't see what the problem was.

You got to have them start out with the first few bars of "Stairway to heaven" and then one of those record scratch sounds, and then bust out the "Highway to hell".

You've heard the phrase "there are no stupid questions, only stupid answers?" It's wrong. This is a stupid question.

In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first. - George Carlin

There's something strangely comforting about the fact that this board hasn't really changed in 10 years....It's like watching that old married couple that argues all the time but really, deep down, they love each other... because why else would they keep coming back for more?

I hope I'm a good enough father to keep my politics away from my kids.

...and then it became clear. The purpose for the moderation wasn't to moderate the board, it was to get rid of me.

I always have to be careful when eating Chinese food. I'm quite allergic to cats.