The Glade 4.0

... which ends up being a French naval ship.

I am not making this up

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Hah! Suckers!

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"The map is not the territory."

A very well armed French Naval Command Ship. Instant karma.

How did they lose the second skiff? I'm thinking maybe it sank when no one noticed.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Haha!!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

Suckers got what was coming.

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"I've got twenty ways to tell you shut the f*ck up / nineteen of them are twenty-four bars long / the other one goes: SHUT THE F*CK UP" - Aesop Rock
"There is no God higher than truth." -- Gandhi
Formerly: Tulamian

Epic Fail?

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Darwin Award nominees?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

they only win the Darwin award if they died from their stupidity, did not read the article but I hope they win and win big!

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"Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."
— Alan Moore

Suprised the French didn't surrender, haha.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

Exactly. Guess it was that ships week to have the balls.

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A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. ~ John Stuart Mill

The French are badass during the Zombie apocalypse. Knife fighting in the sewers of Paris n ****.

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show

The sewers belong to the Phantom.

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"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me." - Alice R. Longworth

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun." - Ash Williams

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... DumbToLive

This made TVtropes.. scroll to the bottom of the page linked.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Depends on the type of zombies. Night of the Living Dead Zombies... sure I'll go Babe Ruth on em with a Brooklyn Smasher. If we are talking about Resident Evil/28 Days Later type.... screw that I'm going full auto from inside a FOX.

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A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. ~ John Stuart Mill

Most every "zombie amocalypse" story relies on rampant incompetance on the part of almost everyone trying to fight the zombies.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

+

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Must be using delayed-fuse 2000-pounders.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Kaffis,

I was thinking of this Phantom.



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"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me." - Alice R. Longworth

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun." - Ash Williams

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."