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Pop a squat: 9860 results
Cop a squat: 47,700 results

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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cop

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pop

You be the judge.

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Correct if I'm wrong, but didn't they find that fecal coliform bacteria were everywhere? I'm not sure they ever specifically mentioned whether fecal matter itself was present on the kitchen toothbrushes.

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

Merriam-Webster has a better definition than dictionary.com's for this particular usage, synonymizing cop with adopt (as in cop an attitude).

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

You should go post that pic in the 'Creepy' thread...

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Leave it to the Glade to take a perfectly good thread about poop and bastardize it into a semantics debate. Pop? Cop? Who cares? This is about POOP!!!





lol, right now, it's too creepy to google for--actually, the mental imagery is more than enough

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Ron Paul 2012

One of my instructors claims that the human body is only set up to process one kind of fuel at a time, and that by mixing fuels you back up the system. He claims that if you only eat one type of food at any sitting and wait 2 hours before eating another your bowel movements will be so smooth, easy, and well-formed that you'll never need toilet paper.

OK, I'll bite. What the hell kind of class is this?!

Please say Nutrition, or something ...

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Lol it's true, I don't necessarily agree with the one type of food at a time thing, but a healthier diet and consistent eating schedule will lead to a more healthy and consistent......consistency. Know what I mean, dogg?

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Ron Paul 2012

Sensei Screeling?

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Here's the theory: Imagine your digestive tract as a road. You've got lot of cars (foods) trying to use it, and they all have different speeds and needs. Race cards go through fast, but need clear roads. Tractors take a little longer and don't care about road conditions. Buggys are slow, need clear roads, and their horses get ***** around tractors. If you make the road a free-for-all there will be times when race cars get stuck behind buggies and tractors, and the race car drivers get frustrated and when they finally get a change they gun it. And sometimes tractors, irritated at the buggies, honk to scare the horses. Meanwhile, the horses leave poop that the race cars skid on. It's a mess, so you ration access.

The basis of the theory is the fact that different foods digest at different rates and require different enzymes to do it. By only eating one at a time you clear the road and deploy only the enzyme needed, undiluted by the enzymes for other foods. This should allow for a smoother and more complete digestion. Fast-digesting starches don't get stuck behind slow-digesting gristle and start to ferment.

Anyway, I'm not going to stand and declaim that this is absolute universal truth, but the science is sound. Heard it from Chef Hayashi in, yes, nutritional cooking. Same guy who had us cooking with maggots.

That would hold water if food was self-propelled through through your GI tract, but muscles push and pull it all the way through. The pace is set by your body. This sounds like the same theory that swallowed chewing gum sits in your body forever waiting to be digested.

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I dunno Hop...muscles may move food through your body, but I wonder if the amount of resistance has anything to do with it? That could make the food theory plausible.
This sounds like a good one for MythBusters!

EDIT: Here's the link to make a submission http://community.discovery.com/eve/forums/a/cfrm/f/2991937776

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Yes, the pace is set by your body, but it's set differently for different foods, based on how quickly it digests. So when you mix foods your body is either going to have to push a slow food faster than is ideal (and not digest it fully) or keep a fast food in the gut longer than it should (having no means of separating the two).

It's threads like this that make me come back to the Glade time after time.

If this were true then undigestible materials such as pennies, gum, marbles, etc would cause a permanent bowel impaction. It seems illogical that your body changes the pace of food movement.

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The earth's spherical shape once seemed illogical to people.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

It may seem illogical, but it's true.

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,754626,00.html

Your body knows the difference between digesting slowly, and not digesting at all.

Hopwin, it does, but there has to be enough undigestible material to form a blockage. Small items would need to accumulate, kinda like plaque forms in arteries that eventually constricts the flow. Take a look at your dog...if it happens to eat a penny, you shrug, and maybe wince about it passing. (who hasn't heard about people looking for rings in dog's poop?) But if your dog eats a pair of panty hose, you're rushing to the vet for emergency surgery.

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Wow I am very much surprised. I bow to your sempai's superior digestive knowledge

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Makes me want to rush to the hospital just thinking about it

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

I really don't understand why dogs do that. My neighbor's dog had to have emergency surgery because she ate a carpet.
A CARPET.
Why on earth would a dog eat a carpet??
They do though. Strange creatures.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Carpet muncher

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

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