The Glade 4.0

If it were my dogs' droppings, then yes, it would be heaven! (and yes, I'd be picking up their droppings!)

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

In heaven the droppings would pick themselves up

And be...I dunno, rainbows or something.

Well that certainly explains the heck outta my avatar. Obviously this is a picture of a heavenly angel kitty. *wise nod*

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

hahahhahaha

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“The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.” - Pearl S. Buck

*sigh* I was too slow.

I'll thank you kindly, sir, to GOOMH.

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

I see the same spark of living in a dog's eyes as I do in a person's. For my part, at least, all things seem about equal between us.

I don't claim to know much about the afterlife, though. As was noted, the Bible itself says really quite little on the subject. A lot of what's in the zeitgeist as Heaven (and relatedly, Hell) don't have much, if any, basis in the original writings from Biblical times... and that's saying a lot, considering the length of time "Biblical times" already includes.

It wouldn't be heaven if I couldn't have my faithful companions there with me.

I'm not too interested in what folks have to say about heaven 'till I talk to someone who's been there.

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In time, this too shall pass.

No one really knows but God, tbh.

No, it isn't.

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Yes it is.

I'm sorry, will this be the five minute argument or the full half hour?

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This is abuse.

Abuse?

THIS ... IS ... THE GLADE!

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

**** any religion that says my dogs don't go to heaven. If they aren't there waiting for me then I don't want to go.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

I can sympathize with this principle, if not about the dogs.

Some say there's a heaven
For those who can wait.
Some say it's better
But I say it ain't.
I'd rather laugh with the sinners
Than cry with the saints.
The sinners are much more fun...
Darlin' only the good die young.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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At high enough velocities...yes.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

I don't know if animals will be in heaven, or not, but I know with all certainty that mallomars will.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20