The Glade 4.0

Leave the mosquitoes.

Very funny stuff on Geico's wall about people needing surgery...

http://www.facebook.com/#!/geico?v=wall&ref=ts

Make more pie!

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

FYI---Do NOT get into political debates with little old ladies. They are NOT open minded and anything you say can and will be met with the full force of all their emotion and conviction!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

All better!

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We put the F-U in FUN!

I had to chuckle at the "Do as I say not as I do"-ness of that.

Hopwin:
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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

You just chuckled? I have to laugh at myself so hard I almost throw-up every day

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Heheh, anyone who doesn't find the need to laugh at themselves isn't very self aware.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

I want a hug

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

Sometimes you know you just had a remarkable and memorable encounter.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

/Hug Oonagh

3 more weekends.

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Hokanu
Duty is a magnificent blessing because it is the sign of trust from the universe.
END OF LINE.

note: it took what looks to be about 12 hrs for LK to get a hug. We're slipping...

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In time, this too shall pass.

And you confused one redhead for another.

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Holy shitsnacks!

LK?

My ex-gf got an abortion 8/19 (didn't tell me). However, off the top of my head here is a list of things she did tell me since then (in no particular order):

She is moving to Chicago with her new BF so we'll have to do custody in IL courts
Her new BF's parents will watch the child 2 days a week but my parents can't see him/her unless it counts as my custody day
She wants $XXX per month in child support
She wants Christmas Eve every year with the kid
She wants the kid for its birthday every year
She demands the right to approve any future GF before they can be around the kid
She went to the doctor's on 8/20 and got an ultrasound
She wants new boyfriend in the delivery room while she has the kid
New boyfriend wants to be heavily involved in the kids life
New boyfriend wants to meet me so we can talk man-to-man about the baby

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joke:

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.

You do realize... a homicidal breakdown would be justified.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

If you pee while going the speed of light, will your pee hit you at the speed of light?

No.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Hop...thats not a random thought...that sort of warrants its on thread and a lot of discussion. Like, how do you know she had the procedure actually done? Maybe she's just messing with your head.
Here's a real random thought: Where the heck does Hopwin keep meeting these lovely ladies? Remind me never to go there.
Taskiss, wrong hot momma...you're slipping.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Will Sarah Palin be able to dance like a star?

Wait...what?? She got an abortion? But she is already planning custody? Doesn't sound like she got an abortion at all! Did I miss something? Or am I just really that tired?

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

Apparently we ALL missed the butt-humping that Hopwin is getting from his ex GF.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

/Huggies all gladers. Group Hug

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

KInd of hard to see the butt-humping when he didn't update us:

search.php?author_id=184&sr=posts

Last mentioned before this thread: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=4044&p=90693#p90693

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Once, I was a ranger
Then, I was a warlock
And a mage
And a paladin
Now, I seek to be myself