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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:40 pm 
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Why is it that the day, no, the hour, that you run out of toilet paper, everyone in the house has to take a poo?? And your guests have to poo too? Is this some sort of Murphy's law that I am unaware of?

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Why are you cutting the TP supply that close? Also why are your guests talking about their BMs with you? :lol:

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lololol!! Didn't realize the TP was low, and when I say guests I mean the two boys that homeschool with us everyday.

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Yeah, always have a back-up in each bathroom. If you run out of back-ups, that's when you get to the store immediately.

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In a pinch, Paper towel and magazine pages work almost as well.

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We're out of paper towels too....just used up the last of the kleenex.
NF should be home soon...I'll send him to get TP.
Think everyone is about pooed out, hahaha!

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*stops at wally world on the way home*

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I buy TP in bulk from Amazon. I have 36 rolls in my house right now. They're all for my personal bathroom.


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Lenas wrote:
I buy TP in bulk from Amazon. I have 36 rolls in my house right now. They're all for my personal bathroom.

Preparation. You haz it.

(And hopefully it's just regular, and not of the "H" variety.)


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Overly prepared, it would seem. I only use my bathroom at home like once a week.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:28 pm 
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We have no less than 18 rolls per bathroom in our house; we have 3 bathrooms.

In addition to this each bathroom is equipped with an "emergency" pack of flushables. and by Emergency... I mean a refill pack of 250.

There is no reason that our family of 5 ever need get the tingly feet because there is no TP available.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:00 am 
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I always have at least 2 extra rolls nearby in both bathrooms. If I cant keep that many then it goes on the list and is purchased next day at the store.

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In the master bathroom... we usually need to use that as a base station and push the TP to the other bathrooms from there. We only use flushables in our bathroom. So the regular TP is unused.

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