The Glade 4.0

DAMN YOU TALY!!! MY POST WOULD HAVE BEEN BRILLIANT!!!

Now I have bluefingers.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Go out and abuse imported Maple syrup.

You know, pour it on a cinammon roll or croissant instead of waffles or pancakes. Really show her.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I think I'll go home and eat a beaver.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Ummm, what?

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Raell Kromwell

Immature attempts at humor all around Raell.

Join us, wait, you already have if I read the inflection correctly.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I mod-locked a thread in hellfire to which he was typing up a big reply.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Enjoy your caffeinated Mountain Dew as well. Oh, and Einstein Bagels. Mmmm.

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!

See, Caffeinated Mountain Dew sounds like a good idea, because it gives one a reason to drink the horrid stuff.

However, I'd rather stick to coffee.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Uh... Mountain Dew contains caffeine by default...

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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

Not in Canada.

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Raell Kromwell

Mountain Dew without caffine is like a boat ride without T-Pain.. pointless.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Yeah. I can understand why people drink Mountain Dew because of the caffeine...but if someone would drink it willingly without the caffeine...well, I would have to imagine there was something seriously wrong with that person and I would urge them to seek help.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Exactly.

Now, that begs the question, "If you wouldn't drink Mountain Dew without the caffeine, but there are other caffeinated drinks that taste good enough that you would drink them without the caffeine, why not get the best of both worlds and drink them to start with?"

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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That's a great point... diet coke all the way...

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"The map is not the territory."

Really?


That **** is crazy, considering that is the sole purpose of MD.

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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

I would drink MD w/o the caff.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Needless to say, Mountain Dew is not nearly as popular in Canada as it is in the USA.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
█ ♣ █

I never have quite understood why people think Mt. Dew is loaded with caffeine.

It has about 55mg in 12-oz can. Diet Coke is about 45mg, regular Coke ~35mg. None of these are very impressive when you consider that just an ordinary cup of coffee probably has around 100mg. Which, amusingly enough, is about the same a shot of Espresso.

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

I drink Mt. Dew for the taste.

Also, I'm thinking of locking this thread and issuing warnings for derogatory comments towards a preferred beverage of mine.

Watch it.

I think its about 50% hype,and 50% the combination of sugar and caffiene that give people a buzz.

I can't stand the stuff either. Guaranteed instant headache.