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FarSky
PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:26 am 
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Awesome carbots are awesome.
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First the carbots crash everybody. Then the nukes fly. Yeah... Awesome...

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

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This is just handing our enemies a WMD. "Want to commit genocide against the US? Hack Google's servers!"

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I for one welcome our new Automotive overlords.
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Yup, I can't wait until my robot car can drive my old self to the store to pick up my meds. Good times!
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Yeah I don't see most people as ready to accept this yet.

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You can have my steering wheel when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.

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I like this line:

During the testing, the autonomous cars were involved in only one accident. And, in that case, the Google Carbot was rear-ended by a human driver while stopped at a red light.
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I don't understand why they don't just skip this step and go straight to inventing gTeleporters ?
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Google would then have a whole new market for adSense, wouldn't they? Arrive at your destination, head filled with the sudden urge to buy ShamWows or all the touristy places at your destination pad!
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Next thing you're going to want transporters with the take off ten pounds of fat in transit option.

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Micheal wrote:
Next thing you're going to want transporters with the take off ten pounds of fat in transit option.
Make it 30 and you've got yourself a deal.

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Micheal wrote:
Next thing you're going to want transporters with the take off ten pounds of fat in transit option.

They'll be available before the "excise malignant tumor in transit" option, too.

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Lalaas wrote:
Google would then have a whole new market for adSense, wouldn't they? Arrive at your destination, head filled with the sudden urge to buy ShamWows or all the touristy places at your destination pad!



And you could get in the thing right out of bed, and arrive at your destination all clean and spiffy, wearing nice clean Advertising emblazoned clothes.
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Micheal wrote:
Next thing you're going to want transporters with the take off ten pounds of fat in transit option.


You just wait. Soon your Robocars will automatically drive people to work... who then use that transit time to burn some calories on an exercise bike that is built-in.

They'll never see the irony... but they will stay fit!
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Noggel wrote:
Micheal wrote:
Next thing you're going to want transporters with the take off ten pounds of fat in transit option.


You just wait. Soon your Robocars will automatically drive people to work... who then use that transit time to burn some calories on an exercise bike that is built-in.

They'll never see the irony... but they will stay fit!


But, but... exercising in air conditioning > exercising NOT in air conditioning
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