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I say let the pot criminals out, and send all the illegals back to whereever they came from.

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One of the things California's leaders have been threatening to do is release all the illegals into federal custody, whether the feds want them or not.

Do you have a federal prison in Las Vegas?

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I'm sure they'd have plenty of room in the prisons of Las Vegas once they kick all the drunk people out :mrgreen:


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One of the things California's leaders have been threatening to do is release all the illegals into federal custody, whether the feds want them or not.

Do you have a federal prison in Las Vegas?


That's not a half bad idea.

And nope!

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Do you have a federal prison in Las Vegas?


Until 2006 there was one in Clark County - North Las Vegas, IIRC.

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After 9/11, security at Nellis was beefed up considerably due to the facility being a nuclear storage facility. The government did not want federal prisoners and their visitors in such a secure area and the prison was closed in 2006.

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USSC to California: Cut prison population by 30,000


Hey, maybe the Raiders will start selling out their home games...

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Maybe they'll get some old school players. remember back when the Raider's offense was felony assault and the defense was felony assault with intent to kill.

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How about executing all of those in for life. That'd be a start.

Oh, and all the gangbangers too. They can go as well.

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We don't have the drugs. The Feds are banning the drugs required for the painless executions making it tough to humanely rid the world of these douchebags by modern standards. Really, I don't understand the problem. Firing squad, doubletap, OD on Morphine, any number of ways it is over immediately, no pain, little mess.

We put animals down humanely all the time, why not these animals.

Life, no chance of parole - death row - child rapists/murderers - convicted of treason - 5+ DUIs - Smokers in restaurants - Litterers - Speeders 20+ miles over the limit - Usurers - Cell phone talkers and texters while driving - Corporate polluters (Board of Directors and CEO), I mean really, is there any reason to let these scumbags continue to make life on this planet miserable for good decent people?

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Yeh, **** the drugs, just some propafol for sleepytime, and a huge bolus of fentanyl. Done. Although, human beings are a little harder to kill than that sometimes. But it's be far more humane than what they did to their victims.

I dunno that I'd go *quite* that far Mike. Litterers and later aren't really crimes that warrant the DP.

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5+ DUIs - Cell phone talkers and texters while driving


Good God, man, 5 chances to drive drunk and no second chances for texting in the car?

You're out of control!


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Life, no chance of parole - death row - child rapists/murderers - convicted of treason - 5+ DUIs - Smokers in restaurants - Litterers - Speeders 20+ miles over the limit - Usurers - Cell phone talkers and texters while driving - Corporate polluters (Board of Directors and CEO), I mean really, is there any reason to let these scumbags continue to make life on this planet miserable for good decent people?


You forgot "people who talk in the theatre". ;)


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You forgot "people who talk in the theatre". ;)



They should be executed on the spot and therefore not in the prisons.

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5+ DUIs - Cell phone talkers and texters while driving


Good God, man, 5 chances to drive drunk and no second chances for texting in the car?

You're out of control!


Me! it's the American legal system that is out of control. Besides cell phomes (might) cause cancer. It is mercy killing.

Ok, second DUI, retroactively, bring their blood alcohol up to one percent and leave it there until they stop twitching.

How many DUI's do you have?

Hannibal, added to the list, good idea.

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Micheal wrote:
One of the things California's leaders have been threatening to do is release all the illegals into federal custody, whether the feds want them or not.

Do you have a federal prison in Las Vegas?

Maybe if they stopped the sanctuary city BS they'd have less of an issue

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How many DUI's do you have?


Um, none. But I have been known to occasionally look at my phone.


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We don't have the drugs. The Feds are banning the drugs required for the painless executions making it tough to humanely rid the world of these douchebags by modern standards. Really, I don't understand the problem. Firing squad, doubletap, OD on Morphine, any number of ways it is over immediately, no pain, little mess.

We put animals down humanely all the time, why not these animals.

Life, no chance of parole - death row - child rapists/murderers - convicted of treason - 5+ DUIs - Smokers in restaurants - Litterers - Speeders 20+ miles over the limit - Usurers - Cell phone talkers and texters while driving - Corporate polluters (Board of Directors and CEO), I mean really, is there any reason to let these scumbags continue to make life on this planet miserable for good decent people?


Micheal, I'll support your legislation if we can add:

- people who vote: "I'm not sure" or "I don't have any opinion" in opinion polls
- people who carry less than $100 cash on them
- people who watch reality TV shows
- people who try to show you photos of their children and animals when you first meet them
- people who talk on cell phones while attempting to transact with other people
- people who don't use turn signals
- Yankee fans

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The only reason to carry cash is if you live in an area where you might get mugged and aren't allowed to carry a handgun.


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The only reason to carry cash is if you live in an area where you might get mugged and aren't allowed to carry a handgun.


I pronounce you guilty.

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

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We don't have the drugs. The Feds are banning the drugs required for the painless executions making it tough to humanely rid the world of these douchebags by modern standards. Really, I don't understand the problem. Firing squad, doubletap, OD on Morphine, any number of ways it is over immediately, no pain, little mess.

We put animals down humanely all the time, why not these animals.

Life, no chance of parole - death row - child rapists/murderers - convicted of treason - 5+ DUIs - Smokers in restaurants - Litterers - Speeders 20+ miles over the limit - Usurers - Cell phone talkers and texters while driving - Corporate polluters (Board of Directors and CEO), I mean really, is there any reason to let these scumbags continue to make life on this planet miserable for good decent people?


Micheal, I'll support your legislation if we can add:

- people who vote: "I'm not sure" or "I don't have any opinion" in opinion polls - not me
- people who carry less than $100 cash on them - Cash? Who the hell carries cash anymore?
- people who watch reality TV shows - define *reality* tv.
- people who try to show you photos of their children and animals when you first meet them - nope
- people who talk on cell phones while attempting to transact with other people - Depends on the transaction, and who's on the phone with me... Especially if I'm paying by debit.
- people who don't use turn signals - guilty. **** turn signals though, I'm not telling you what I'm gonna do, you're just gonna be a dick and speed up so I can't.
- Yankee fans - Add BoSox fans, and we're golden.

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Add two particular Dodgers fans and I'll buy into that.

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