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Squirrel Girl
PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:25 pm 
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Occasionally I check to see what I can find when I look up my name on various search engines.

This last time when I checked, I found myself on the first page checking my name and they listed me as being 110 years old.

:shock: And it was me, and not someone else with the same name.

What other major goofs have you all found looking up people on the internet?

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I thought I was unique until I looked up my name on Facebook. I don't have a Facebook page, but there seem to be eleventy-million people with my name who do.

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That doesn't happen to me really...I alternate between three variants of my first name, and back and forth between my maiden and married names and sometimes a combination of the two. Half the time *I* don't even have all the info right about myself, so I know google doesn't, haha!

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I was a duke before i was assassinated and giant mechs rule the world.

Oh wait you are talking about people who are actually you. Never mind.

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I'm apparently a hippie jesus freak that lives in Seattle.

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I am one of the Lead Pastors of Brooklake Church located between Seattle and Tacoma, WA. Prior to Brooklake I planted and pastored The Rock Church in Lynnwood, WA for ten years. I’m also a coach to church planters and my life’s vision is to empower a movement of leaders and artists for the advancement of the Church. Along with leading Brooklake, I speak to a variety of audiences on leadership, marriage & family, and empowering others. For info about bringing me to one of your events, please visit my Speaking page.

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19 Linkedin profiles, some of them rather impressive-sounding; a Twitter account that isn't me; a Facebook account that isn't me; and apparently I'm the president of Leadership Bound.

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Müs wrote:
I'm apparently a hippie jesus freak that lives in Seattle.

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I am one of the Lead Pastors of Brooklake Church located between Seattle and Tacoma, WA. Prior to Brooklake I planted and pastored The Rock Church in Lynnwood, WA for ten years. I’m also a coach to church planters and my life’s vision is to empower a movement of leaders and artists for the advancement of the Church. Along with leading Brooklake, I speak to a variety of audiences on leadership, marriage & family, and empowering others. For info about bringing me to one of your events, please visit my Speaking page.



Ha ha! There is a park across the street from the Brooklake Church where I go walking from time to time. So the long haired, patchouli smelling guy with the tie-dyed T-shirt that said "Real Men Love Jesus" on the front and had a peace symbol in Blitz's beak on the back...that was you???
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No one will ever find me on the Internet because I share a name with a famous (infamous) Global Warming talking head....
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Surprisingly, my not completed (because I haven't worked on it in about 4 years) business website, which used to show up any number of pages down, is now near the top.
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Midgen wrote:
No one will ever find me on the Internet because I share a name with a Global Warming talking head....


You're....Al Gore???
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haha newp...
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All results for "My Name" are me or connected to me.

Better question... how many pages of results?

I bet I get lowest with 4.

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Apparently, me and a fella named Tom recently received awards and invitations for the Moose 25 Club. I didn't even know I was being considered!

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Hey, I served some time in the as a Democratic Representative for Montana.

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Katas wrote:
All results for "My Name" are me or connected to me.

Better question... how many pages of results?

I bet I get lowest with 4.


The full, official form of my first name with my last name gets 4 pages. With only one exception -- a newspaper article -- they are all random people-finder information sites such as MyLife or USIdentify.

The short version of my first name results in only 3 pages, which is basically the same as above except with Facebook results... and this dumb Minesweeper thing that really should be taken off the internet by now! Makin me look bad to HR people, Minesweeper site! That was over 10 years ago!
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Lonedar wrote:
Müs wrote:
I'm apparently a hippie jesus freak that lives in Seattle.

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I am one of the Lead Pastors of Brooklake Church located between Seattle and Tacoma, WA. Prior to Brooklake I planted and pastored The Rock Church in Lynnwood, WA for ten years. I’m also a coach to church planters and my life’s vision is to empower a movement of leaders and artists for the advancement of the Church. Along with leading Brooklake, I speak to a variety of audiences on leadership, marriage & family, and empowering others. For info about bringing me to one of your events, please visit my Speaking page.



Ha ha! There is a park across the street from the Brooklake Church where I go walking from time to time. So the long haired, patchouli smelling guy with the tie-dyed T-shirt that said "Real Men Love Jesus" on the front and had a peace symbol in Blitz's beak on the back...that was you???


Nah. I can't stand patchouli.

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I share the name of some marketing / photograph / film / promotionist guy, so his crap is EVERYWHERE.
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I'm apparently either a male model or a minor league baseball player. I used to be a high school cross-country runner in New Mexico, but I guess I graduated.

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MY first name and my last name have formed a law firm somewhere in California.

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Apparently I got kicked out of college, lost my scholarship and wounded a police officer while brandishing a machete. I don't remember any of it.

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Micheal wrote:
Apparently I got kicked out of college, lost my scholarship and wounded a police officer while brandishing a machete. I don't remember any of it.

You were possibly under the effects of a zombie drug at the time...
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My english name is way too common.
My chinese name brands me as an international pool/snooker player based in China :thumbs:

Apparently I'm also a small time model in HongKong...

none of them are me :popcorn:
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Oh, and it doesn't hurt my anonymity that my first and middle given names are also books from the bible, and both are among the most common given names for males.

A google search for my full name yields about 150 million results, and as near as I can tell, not one of them is actually me. :p
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