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What was wrong with the cookies that perturbed you so oh grand illustrious shining light, the beacon of the mighty forces, lands, personal dictatorship and country estate of the beautiful and peaceful jewel among nations, Latveria?

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LadyKate wrote:
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Would that be torture for LK? Or Torture for the cookie person?


I can't possibly see how it would be torture for a pregnant woman to have a Cookie Maker.


You don't? OK... you're not allowed to eat ANY of the cookies.

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Whaaaaat...oh heck naw!

So Khross isn't getting laid?
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I think someone just pissed in his cookie dough...
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Oh...I thought he wasn't getting any *cookies.*
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What was wrong with the cookies that perturbed you so oh grand illustrious shining light, the beacon of the mighty forces, lands, personal dictatorship and country estate of the beautiful and peaceful jewel among nations, Latveria?
My cookie maker forgot the most important ingredient in Chocolate Chip Cookies.

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Flour?
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Chocolate chips?
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I'm guessing he thinks its Molasses or somesuch.
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Chocolate chips?


Too obvious...
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Chocolate Chips were somehow left out of an 800 cookie batch of chocolate chip cookies.

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They're not "chocolate chip cookies", they're just "cookies".

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Hey, I was right!

Also, Cookie Fail.
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you could get fancy, and call them 'no chocolate chip cookies'...

or get really fancy and drizzle some chocolate over them, or dunk them in chocolate milk =)
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"Diet" Chocolate Chip Cookies.
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Khross wrote:
Chocolate Chips were somehow left out of an 800 cookie batch of chocolate chip cookies.


800? :shock:

You may not be happy with your cookie maker, but your waistline might be.

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Diamondeye wrote:
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Chocolate Chips were somehow left out of an 800 cookie batch of chocolate chip cookies.


800? :shock:

You may not be happy with your cookie maker, but your waistline might be.


That's what I'm thinkin. I could be pretty happy with 800 cookies without chocolate chips.

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At this point they are 'Butter Drop Do' cookies, the recipe whatserbucket was making when she added chocolate chips and invented the toll house cookie.
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Taamar wrote:
At this point they are 'Butter Drop Do' cookies, the recipe whatserbucket was making when she added chocolate chips and invented the toll house cookie.


I could see Khross using that knowledge to his advantage to cover up this blunder. Good thinking, Taamar.

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Fairly certain Butter Drop Dos have baker's chocolate in them.

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Khross wrote:
Fairly certain Butter Drop Dos have baker's chocolate in them.

Yeah, you're supposed to melt the chocolate and then fold it into the dough. Whatsherbucket skipped the melting and the chocolate chip cookie was born

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Khross wrote:
Fairly certain Butter Drop Dos have baker's chocolate in them.


From what I can find, the original recipe from the 1700s did not have chocolate in it.

American Cookery
by Amelia Simmons (1796) wrote:
Rub one quarter of a pound butter, one pound sugar, sprinkled with mace, into one pound and a quarter flour, add four eggs, one glass rose water, knead it stiff, shape it to your fancy, bake 15 minutes.


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Old-Fashioned Butter Drop Cookies
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Ingredients:
1 3/4c Flour
1/2ts Baking powder
1/2ts Baking soda
1/2c Butter (On Sale)
1 c Sugar
1 Egg (On Sale)
1 ts Vanilla
1/4c Milk

Directions:
Preheat oven to 375F.
Sift together the flour, baking powder, and baking soda.
Set aside Cream together teh butte and sugar until very light.
Add egg and blend well; mix in vanilla.
Gradually add dry mixture to creamed mixture.
Slowly blend in milk.
Drop cookies on a greased cookie sheet, placing each 2" apart.
Bake 8 to 10 minutes.


Later recipes do have some form of chocolate/coco.

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Hmmms, interesting ...

I shall now go tinker.

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While that may serve as a good cover up story, how do you forget to put in chocolate chips into chocolate chip cookies?

Especially when you're making 800 of them. You'd have like 5-10 lbs of chocolate chips lying around, they'd be kinda obvious...
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is melting the chocolate chips and drizzling the chocolate in decorative lines across the cookies an option?
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