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...a group of Gladers were walking through Wal-Mart, when suddenly, one of them shouted:

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That was no Lady that was my wife!

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I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil


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Nitefox, incensed that someone is ogling his wife, ran to the Sporting goods section to get a baseball bat to assist in the impending beat-down of said ogler.

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Seeing murder in the king's eye, Arafys beat a hasty retreat into the canned goods aisle

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and Nitefox got distracted in the MTG section while the Tampon shelf was accidentally dumped over by

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the Alzheimer lady's dog. "Where am I, who are you people, and where am I?", shouted Alzheimer lady.

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And then Foamy was killed for totally inappropriate cross-germination of Wal-Mart aisles.

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"Doombots! Quick, someone call the girl with the squirrel!" screamed Müs, in a high pitched voice.

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Suddenly, Foamy stirred. Despite receiving what appeared to be a fatal wound from Khross, he stood triumphantly and faced his would be killer.

"HA! What you didn't know is that I can not be killed by one that does not possess a sense of humor!"

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To which Doom replied, "HAHA! I am not left-handed either!"

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Suddenly reminded of what they came in for to begin with, all the Gladers bought all the DVDs of The Princess Bride from the $5 bin and then

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LK realized, after several fatalities, that this thread was a horrible idea and promised herself she would never do it again..

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But then a wild idea filled LK's mind....WWMD? She thought to herself...then promptly rejected this course of action. The end? No, never! LK broke into a chorus line dance in the main aisle of Walmart...

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and promptly kicked the responding policeman in the chin. Diamondeye objected . . .

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But his objection was overruled. The ruling on the field was holding, 10 yard penalty. Repeat first down. Just then...

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God personally reminded the Moose that the Moose is a Seahawks fan.

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and The Moose was so ecstatic that God had personally reminded him of anything at all, until he realized it was just Khross running around playing God again so he

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flexed his calf muscles and ran out of the store, across the parking lot and into the sunset.

Meanwhile, at the customer service counter, Lex Luthor...

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was trying to hit on the chick working there, until he came to the horrifying realization

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...that he was, I'm fact, a woman himself! Herself.

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so Lex ran off to the bathroom to get in touch with his feminine side. Meanwhile, out in the parking lot...

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Talya was parking her new Mazda just in time for Mus to leap over it and . . .

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seeing a hot redhead, Müs paused for a moment to ogle. Realizing all of a sudden that...

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It was Lex in a red wig instead of actually being Taly....so he

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sat down in the parking lot to ponder if this was all a bad trip influenced by all the...

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