The Glade 4.0

...a group of Gladers were walking through Wal-Mart, when suddenly, one of them shouted:

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

That was no Lady that was my wife!

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I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil

Nitefox, incensed that someone is ogling his wife, ran to the Sporting goods section to get a baseball bat to assist in the impending beat-down of said ogler.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Seeing murder in the king's eye, Arafys beat a hasty retreat into the canned goods aisle

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and Nitefox got distracted in the MTG section while the Tampon shelf was accidentally dumped over by

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

the Alzheimer lady's dog. "Where am I, who are you people, and where am I?", shouted Alzheimer lady.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

And then Foamy was killed for totally inappropriate cross-germination of Wal-Mart aisles.

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"Doombots! Quick, someone call the girl with the squirrel!" screamed Müs, in a high pitched voice.

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In time, this too shall pass.

Suddenly, Foamy stirred. Despite receiving what appeared to be a fatal wound from Khross, he stood triumphantly and faced his would be killer.

"HA! What you didn't know is that I can not be killed by one that does not possess a sense of humor!"

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

To which Doom replied, "HAHA! I am not left-handed either!"

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Suddenly reminded of what they came in for to begin with, all the Gladers bought all the DVDs of The Princess Bride from the $5 bin and then

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

LK realized, after several fatalities, that this thread was a horrible idea and promised herself she would never do it again..

The End

But then a wild idea filled LK's mind....WWMD? She thought to herself...then promptly rejected this course of action. The end? No, never! LK broke into a chorus line dance in the main aisle of Walmart...

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

and promptly kicked the responding policeman in the chin. Diamondeye objected . . .

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

But his objection was overruled. The ruling on the field was holding, 10 yard penalty. Repeat first down. Just then...

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Holy shitsnacks!

God personally reminded the Moose that the Moose is a Seahawks fan.

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and The Moose was so ecstatic that God had personally reminded him of anything at all, until he realized it was just Khross running around playing God again so he

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

flexed his calf muscles and ran out of the store, across the parking lot and into the sunset.

Meanwhile, at the customer service counter, Lex Luthor...

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

was trying to hit on the chick working there, until he came to the horrifying realization

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

...that he was, I'm fact, a woman himself! Herself.

DUN DUN DUNNNN!

so Lex ran off to the bathroom to get in touch with his feminine side. Meanwhile, out in the parking lot...

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Talya was parking her new Mazda just in time for Mus to leap over it and . . .

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

seeing a hot redhead, Müs paused for a moment to ogle. Realizing all of a sudden that...

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Holy shitsnacks!

It was Lex in a red wig instead of actually being Taly....so he

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

sat down in the parking lot to ponder if this was all a bad trip influenced by all the...

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Holy shitsnacks!