The Glade 4.0

Thanks Stathol!

Pam (she knows who she is)



"Status reports are due on Friday. It's Friday morning. I don't see yours yet. Yes, I know you were on call all last night. I got your summary at 4am. I sent you email back asking you to be on the bridge at 7:30am. Why didn't you respond to me? Rupert? Have you seen Rupert? I didn't see him on IM this morning. I sent him email too. He didn't respond. I told him he was on call but now you are on call this weekend, oh , and today. Today you are on call. Tomorrow you are on call. But before you are on call you need to go to Nexus and rack the firewalls. Yes, we are downgrading them. It's ok. You don't worry about performance. We know. Ok. You are lead support on them. Be on the bridge after they go to production. It's ok. You'll get 2nd phone for oncall. Testers? You can test! Plan? No plan. Write one and submit for review. Are you listening to me? Be team player or no bonus for you. What? Bonus already gone? Wait. You are on call next week too. Are you listening? Nevermind, I'll send you email."

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“The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.” - Pearl S. Buck

hehe you left out the part about the firetruckers! :p

Edit:
BTW, the cute factor for that picture is a bit too high for "Pam". I think a Seagull or Tarantula would be more appropriate :p.

And on that note... Anyone wanna trade bosses?

Heh, I call one of my bosses "Gramma Nazi"...and there's no affection in that title. Still interested?

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Women are from Hoboken, men are from Trenton. ~ Jimmy Kimmel

My boss never comes to work, his current working days are sitting at 20%. I am forced to do most of his job and mine. I'll trade! I'll trade!

Lydiaa,

YOU HAVE A DEAL!

I would gladly do my bosses job if she would just stay home...that would be awesome!

Wait.. so what is your boss' evilness power?