Seriously, they suck a big donkey cock.
I live in a nice neighborhood, just outside city limits. I've had a lawnmower stolen off my back porch while inside the house in the middle of the day. This was about a year ago.
Tonight, just after dark, I took my dog out to her yard to do her thing, and I see two trucks drive down my street. The first truck has a deep freeze in the back, and I think.....that looks like my old deep freeze that was stored in an out building. Yep, go around to that part of my yard, and it was gone. They drove up on my property at 6pm, threw it in their truck, and drove away while I was in my **** yard. (My yard is decent sized, so I cannot see every part of it unless I walk it)
So.......until I can take measures to improve things around here I will need to figure out some way to deter them from entering my property when I am not watching 24 hours a day. I'm thinking some T posts driven down where a vehicle can enter, and some boards with nails buried just below the ground level.
And if I catch them sumbitches on my property, hell will rain down upon their heads. Losing an old deep freeze isn't too big a deal, but having people drive onto my land while I am at home and stealing ****, pisses me off. I have to carry a goddamn gun while walking in my yard. ****.