The Glade 4.0

Choose one!

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

Neither! Peanut butter is nasty.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Nutella!

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"I've got twenty ways to tell you shut the f*ck up / nineteen of them are twenty-four bars long / the other one goes: SHUT THE F*CK UP" - Aesop Rock
"There is no God higher than truth." -- Gandhi
Formerly: Tulamian

I don't always eat peanut butter, but when I do, I prefer Dos Eq...uh, chunky.

You only say that because the peanuts would kill you.

My answer creamy: Crunchy will tear apart the bread unless it is toasted and sometimes... I just want a PB&J I do not want it on toast. And if I felt like eating peanuts; I would instead of the mooshed variety.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

On graham crackers! Yum!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Chunky! Which sadly I don't get at my home as I am the only one that prefers it.

I don't discriminate when it comes to peanutbutter, but when asked to choose I have to think about which variety is useful in more situations; thus, Creamy.

Peanut Butter is nothing without chocolate to dip.

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

I'll happily eat both. I prefer chunky though.

They both have their place, creamy's is at the front of the cabinet for making sandwiches and chuck's is at the back of the cabinet hidden away from the world unless there's a peanutbutter emergency and the creamy's all, then it can serve in it's backup roll :p

Actually I don't mind chucky, it's just the afore mentioned bread shreading quality that makes it less than viable on soft fresh bread for sandwiches.

As with orange juice, if it's smooth, you've scooped out all the best bits. Spreading on bread can be done with proper technique, unless you're spreading so thin you might as well not have any peanut butter anyways.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Works well on toast, though.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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I prefer chunky, although we have both in the house. The kids like it creamy.

One of my favorite breakfasts is toast with chunky PB, Nutella, and a sliced banana. Got your protein, your fat, your fiber ...

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

Creamy PB 100%

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

I dont like nuts of any kind in their 'nut' form. I feel like I'm eating grit. I am not a bird or reptile, I have no gizzard.

Or teeth?!

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

Mmmm PB Toast and Choco Milk!

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Creamy spread on graham crackers, but chunky makes a very good peanut butter cookie

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

creamy.. with nutella or left over dipping chocolate.. over white bread with hundreds and thousands...
mmm... i loved my childhood...

Anti-chunky peanut butter heathens.

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show

On warm toast nutella > *

All natural chunky please.

Both, depending on usage you may want creamy or chunky. Not all peanut butter goes int sandwiches.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

"It's not cheating if there's peanut butter involved"