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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:27 am 
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DE, You could have a map, GPS, flashlight and both hands free and you still couldn't find where to lick.


This should help you with that problem


DE...you seem to be showing symptoms of anoxic encephalopathy, probably due to the lack of oxygen to the brain you have experienced from trying to complete all the physical requirements that you need to pass to keep your job. This condition will cause you disorientation and you will need to compare things to judge size, but your mistake occurs in choosing your junk for this comparison, since anything will look huge and overweight when compared to that...hence your delusional thought that I am in anyway, shape or form in need of Weight Watchers is understandable.

PM will be incoming with links to "how to increase your size", so you don't make this mistake again.


It's ok. I realize that you're embarassed at having publicly revelaed that the female need to compete in terms of sexual prowess is every bit as great as the males', despite the hysterical denials of the "Sisterhood". The reference to Weight Watchers was't for your tummy, it was for your massively inflated ego at your amorous talents. Really, it's all out of concern for you. I don't want your head to explode. Not only that, but I worry that the heirs of Andrea Dworkin will show up at your door for revenge at your having revealed their dirty little secret in your haste to proclaim your talents at pussy licking.

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Being insulted or riding the Canadian range?

Don't want to talk about your vibrator or where you put it. Hoover Dam still have that injunction against you using it?


2011. Then I can transport it across state lines again.

Foamy: No, I noticed it, Was just too busy entertaining your hot redhead to reply before now.

BTW, you're out of milk



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LTTP.

And lazy. And tired. So I'll simplify this.

**** you. Yes, I meant you. You know why. **** you in the *** with a refrigerator.

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LTTP.

And lazy. And tired. So I'll simplify this.

**** you. Yes, I meant you. You know why. **** you in the *** with a refrigerator.


Though you may be used to it, not all of our asses can handle a refrigerator.

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not all of our asses can handle a refrigerator.


That's rather the point, dumbass.

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Diamondeye wrote:
It's ok. I realize that you're embarassed at having publicly revelaed that the female need to compete in terms of sexual prowess is every bit as great as the males', despite the hysterical denials of the "Sisterhood". The reference to Weight Watchers was't for your tummy, it was for your massively inflated ego at your amorous talents. Really, it's all out of concern for you. I don't want your head to explode. Not only that, but I worry that the heirs of Andrea Dworkin will show up at your door for revenge at your having revealed their dirty little secret in your haste to proclaim your talents at pussy licking.


DE, I have no need to compete, because there is no competition. You have the male need to turn everything into something you can win and thus prove your prowess even if it is in your own mind only.

No worries that my head will explode either, I do appreciate your misguided concern, though. I am only stating facts when I proclaim my talent. Women have no need for massive ego's since we are not trying to compensate for short comings in other "areas".

I like to think Andrea would be proud of me, since conquest, possession and violation are none of the goals sought in my encounters. The only goal I seek is mind blowing.

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If you're blowing her mind, you're doing it wrong.

Just sayin.


Wasn't discussing technique here...geez..get your mind outta the gutter Mus.

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Kirra wrote:
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If you're blowing her mind, you're doing it wrong.

Just sayin.


Wasn't discussing technique here...geez..get your mind outta the gutter Mus.


Well, chicks aren't like guys, their minds aren't in their pants.

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Müs wrote:
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If you're blowing her mind, you're doing it wrong.

Just sayin.


Wasn't discussing technique here...geez..get your mind outta the gutter Mus.


Well, chicks aren't like guys, their minds aren't in their pants.


My point exactly for DE.. You just broke the man code with that admission!!

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Wasn't discussing technique here...geez..get your mind outta the gutter Mus.


Well, chicks aren't like guys, their minds aren't in their pants.


My point exactly for DE.. You just broke the man code with that admission!!


Oh, I thought that was common knowledge.

My bad.

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No, chick's minds are not in their pants. They're all in my pants.

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Its kind of fun that we're so inept at flaming. It actually makes me feel good.

Now, if we weren't inept, it could be taken for a physical threats, which many 'good' flames encompass. Imagine what the reaction would be if I posted something like;

Talya, you **** ***** canuck, how dare you talk to me and my boys like that you **** *****. I'm going to send a couple of brothers over to mess up your man, rape your dog, and tattoo the cross on your forehead, a creche scene on your *** and leave you bound and naked on your father's altar you damn pagan ****.

A little bit far, don't you think?

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Hey Beaver Boy, when I want your opinion I'll beat it out of your orange *** with a spotted owl.

See, and I'm still being relatively nice.

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Yea Mike, you still seem a bit grumpy. Did your Cialis prescription run empty when Nurse Cratchet came to give you your spongebath?

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Nah, I just stole from your stash. Man I'm old, why the hell you need it, and whats with the Estrogen prescription and the Tiny Tim poster on your wall?

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Michael take your Alzheimerzy head out of your antebellum era *** and figure out that the real flame war is completely passing you by. Perhaps if your eyes were not fossilized sockets and you had more than the IQ of a retarded ground sloth you MIGHT have saw and recognized a true flame when you saw it. Then again that may be expecting too much from our resident experiment in senility. I hope and pray that the Ghost of Mary Malone and her 9 blind orphans pursues you so far over hills and fields that even God-almighty couldn't find you with a radio telescope.


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Kirra wrote:
DE, I have no need to compete, because there is no competition. You have the male need to turn everything into something you can win and thus prove your prowess even if it is in your own mind only.


Let's take a look back at some previous commentary, shall we?

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Who says I need batteries to pull off what you can't even hope to accomplish?


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DE, You could have a map, GPS, flashlight and both hands free and you still couldn't find where to lick.


Now, I realize it is part and parcel of the female arsenal to pretend competition is not important... after all, all those women in Vancouver must have no need to compete either, eh? Nothing like the old switcheroo, claim you can do whatever it is better than me, then when your ineptidude at flaming is clearly exposed, pretend you're not competing!

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No worries that my head will explode either, I do appreciate your misguided concern, though. I am only stating facts when I proclaim my talent. Women have no need for massive ego's since we are not trying to compensate for short comings in other "areas".


It's a bit late to claim you have no ego, my dear. In any case, I relaize that you've probably been watching quite a few **** films in order to figure how to make good on your boasts in this thread. I'm glad you've decided to educate yourself in areas in which you are deficient, but perhaps you should take a little time to realize that, like most entertainment, it exaggerates what is "normal". No one expects you to have DDD breasts on a 5-foot frame in real life; you can cancel the appointment. In the same vein, men with cocks less than 14" in length are not victims of any shortcomings.

Really, if you're going to play with the boys, you might want to update your repoirtoire a bit; whipping out the "penis size" line is like making knock-knock jokes. Would you like me to get you some Acne cream to match where your level of social aptitude is stuck at?

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I like to think Andrea would be proud of me, since conquest, possession and violation are none of the goals sought in my encounters. The only goal I seek is mind blowing.


Practicing on your teddy bear is not an "encounter", nor is the approval of a woman angry that bib overalls didn't make her a shining example of feminine desire something to seek.

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My point exactly for DE.. You just broke the man code with that admission!!


Perhaps if you spent less time watching porn, molesting stuffed animals, and trying to clear your face up for the encounters you're hoping for you'd not be accusing me of breaking a "man code" that doesn't exist. Budweiser and Miller, however, thank you for falling head-over-heels for their advertising myths.

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Müs wrote:
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If you're blowing her mind, you're doing it wrong.

Just sayin.


Wasn't discussing technique here...geez..get your mind outta the gutter Mus.


Well, chicks aren't like guys me, their minds aren't in their pants, or anywhere else readily identified.


Fixed

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Amateurs. Go spend some more time at 4-Chan.

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Amateurs. Go spend some more time at 4-Chan.

Now THERE'S how to flame!

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"..." is a rebuttal lacking as much in imagination as it is intelligence.

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Who said I was flaming anyone? I expect more entertainment out of this thread than it has so far provided. Consequently, I have referred the participants to the place of Flame Legend -- 4-Chan.

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Who said I was flaming anyone? I expect more entertainment out of this thread than it has so far provided. Consequently, I have referred the participants to the place of Flame Legend -- 4-Chan.


I missed you, Khross.

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Khross wrote:
Who said I was flaming anyone? I expect more entertainment out of this thread than it has so far provided. Consequently, I have referred the participants to the place of Flame Legend -- 4-Chan.


Teach us sensei :shock:

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