The Glade 4.0

It's ok. I realize that you're embarassed at having publicly revelaed that the female need to compete in terms of sexual prowess is every bit as great as the males', despite the hysterical denials of the "Sisterhood". The reference to Weight Watchers was't for your tummy, it was for your massively inflated ego at your amorous talents. Really, it's all out of concern for you. I don't want your head to explode. Not only that, but I worry that the heirs of Andrea Dworkin will show up at your door for revenge at your having revealed their dirty little secret in your haste to proclaim your talents at pussy licking.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

TY

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

LTTP.

And lazy. And tired. So I'll simplify this.

**** you. Yes, I meant you. You know why. **** you in the *** with a refrigerator.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Though you may be used to it, not all of our asses can handle a refrigerator.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

That's rather the point, dumbass.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
█ ♣ █

DE, I have no need to compete, because there is no competition. You have the male need to turn everything into something you can win and thus prove your prowess even if it is in your own mind only.

No worries that my head will explode either, I do appreciate your misguided concern, though. I am only stating facts when I proclaim my talent. Women have no need for massive ego's since we are not trying to compensate for short comings in other "areas".

I like to think Andrea would be proud of me, since conquest, possession and violation are none of the goals sought in my encounters. The only goal I seek is mind blowing.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

If you're blowing her mind, you're doing it wrong.

Just sayin.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Wasn't discussing technique here...geez..get your mind outta the gutter Mus.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Well, chicks aren't like guys, their minds aren't in their pants.

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Holy shitsnacks!

My point exactly for DE.. You just broke the man code with that admission!!

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Oh, I thought that was common knowledge.

My bad.

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Holy shitsnacks!

No, chick's minds are not in their pants. They're all in my pants.

Those that have them at all.

Its kind of fun that we're so inept at flaming. It actually makes me feel good.

Now, if we weren't inept, it could be taken for a physical threats, which many 'good' flames encompass. Imagine what the reaction would be if I posted something like;

Talya, you **** ***** canuck, how dare you talk to me and my boys like that you **** *****. I'm going to send a couple of brothers over to mess up your man, rape your dog, and tattoo the cross on your forehead, a creche scene on your *** and leave you bound and naked on your father's altar you damn pagan ****.

A little bit far, don't you think?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Ya'll are fabulous!

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"I've got twenty ways to tell you shut the f*ck up / nineteen of them are twenty-four bars long / the other one goes: SHUT THE F*CK UP" - Aesop Rock
"There is no God higher than truth." -- Gandhi
Formerly: Tulamian

Hey Beaver Boy, when I want your opinion I'll beat it out of your orange *** with a spotted owl.

See, and I'm still being relatively nice.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Yea Mike, you still seem a bit grumpy. Did your Cialis prescription run empty when Nurse Cratchet came to give you your spongebath?

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

Nah, I just stole from your stash. Man I'm old, why the hell you need it, and whats with the Estrogen prescription and the Tiny Tim poster on your wall?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Michael take your Alzheimerzy head out of your antebellum era *** and figure out that the real flame war is completely passing you by. Perhaps if your eyes were not fossilized sockets and you had more than the IQ of a retarded ground sloth you MIGHT have saw and recognized a true flame when you saw it. Then again that may be expecting too much from our resident experiment in senility. I hope and pray that the Ghost of Mary Malone and her 9 blind orphans pursues you so far over hills and fields that even God-almighty couldn't find you with a radio telescope.

Let's take a look back at some previous commentary, shall we?





Now, I realize it is part and parcel of the female arsenal to pretend competition is not important... after all, all those women in Vancouver must have no need to compete either, eh? Nothing like the old switcheroo, claim you can do whatever it is better than me, then when your ineptidude at flaming is clearly exposed, pretend you're not competing!



It's a bit late to claim you have no ego, my dear. In any case, I relaize that you've probably been watching quite a few **** films in order to figure how to make good on your boasts in this thread. I'm glad you've decided to educate yourself in areas in which you are deficient, but perhaps you should take a little time to realize that, like most entertainment, it exaggerates what is "normal". No one expects you to have DDD breasts on a 5-foot frame in real life; you can cancel the appointment. In the same vein, men with cocks less than 14" in length are not victims of any shortcomings.

Really, if you're going to play with the boys, you might want to update your repoirtoire a bit; whipping out the "penis size" line is like making knock-knock jokes. Would you like me to get you some Acne cream to match where your level of social aptitude is stuck at?



Practicing on your teddy bear is not an "encounter", nor is the approval of a woman angry that bib overalls didn't make her a shining example of feminine desire something to seek.



Perhaps if you spent less time watching porn, molesting stuffed animals, and trying to clear your face up for the encounters you're hoping for you'd not be accusing me of breaking a "man code" that doesn't exist. Budweiser and Miller, however, thank you for falling head-over-heels for their advertising myths.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Fixed

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Amateurs. Go spend some more time at 4-Chan.

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Now THERE'S how to flame!

not

"..." is a rebuttal lacking as much in imagination as it is intelligence.

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In time, this too shall pass.

Who said I was flaming anyone? I expect more entertainment out of this thread than it has so far provided. Consequently, I have referred the participants to the place of Flame Legend -- 4-Chan.

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I missed you, Khross.

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In time, this too shall pass.

Teach us sensei

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