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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:58 pm 
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Looks like Harry Reid caught your avatar about to "slap a ho", Vindi.

Well, he is out of work...

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That doesn't even make sense from the typical sexist standpoint. You would think it would be the rich men who can beat their wives, because at least the money is a reason for them to stick around.


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Vindicarre wrote:
Rynar wrote:
Looks like Harry Reid caught your avatar about to "slap a ho", Vindi.

Well, he is out of work...


I set that **** up, and you spike it like Gabby...

Mmmm... Gabby...

I'll be in my bunk...

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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Abuse can go either way.

So when a guy acts totally weird and says stupid things around you ..it's because their brain shut down and it's not really their fault? Lol

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I have a coworker that believes this entirely, he sits next to (arguably) the hottest woman in the Department and marvels that I can talk to her and not babble incoherently. He has his earphones in most of the time, not just to listen to music but to keep from hearing guys 'wander' by to chat her up and failing miserably.

He asked me how I can not lose it around her. He has a hard time himself besides repeated exposure to her. I've told him, "she's happily married, has a kid, she is young enough to be my daughter, and doesn't flirt with me. Why should I lose it over an unobtainable hottie I have almost nothing in common with and jeopardize my access to one of the best Analysts in the building?

He doesn't understand, I've also told him that the hormones slow down past 50, he's in his mid-30s, single, and a horn-dog. Sometimes I think they sat him next to her so he could get fired for sexual inappropriate behavior. He's controlled himself so far, except conversationally when we're out of the building.

He doesn't understand that not all guys have raging hormones that leave them incoherent around beautiful women.

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He doesn't understand that not all guys have raging hormones that leave them incoherent around beautiful women.

I'm not sure if it's the hormone thing... I flirt with all the women at work to the point that they all know it's just flattery and not hormones. I'm of the opinion it's 'cause I know that I have absolutely no intention of doing anything with any woman other than my wife, so my inner horndog never gets out of his hibernation state.

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Yes, I flirt in the same manner at work, with the women who like it and flirt back. The women who want to keep it purely professional, I do that too.

Can't keep everyone happy, but you can avoid upsetting people unnecessarily.

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Micheal wrote:
The women who want to keep it purely professional, I do that too.
I work it harder for these types.

When my bosses bosses boss (60 years old director, probably 800 or so report to her) walks down the hall and I do a "Hellooooo Peggy" with the trademark grin, she's got the same grin and a "Helloooo David"...several years it took to turn that one.

I met my wife at work, so I can play with a clear conscious, 'cause she KNOWS. She was one of the MOST "keep it professional" of the keep it professional types.

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Kirra wrote:
So when a guy acts totally weird and says stupid things around you ..it's because their brain shut down and it's not really their fault? Lol


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/stands on head
Wheee!

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Müs wrote:
Kirra wrote:
So when a guy acts totally weird and says stupid things around you ..it's because their brain shut down and it's not really their fault? Lol


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Wheee!

I don't think it counts. To "shut down" implies it was actually on-line and functional at one point.

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Hahahahaha!!

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God gave men two heads, just not enough blood to run both at the same time... /ba-da-ching~


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God gave men two heads, just not enough blood to run both at the same time... /ba-da-ching~


Huh, what, excuse me, could you repeat that, I was looking down your top.

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Micheal wrote:
He has a hard time himself besides repeated exposure to her.

so many ways to read that sentence...


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Kirra wrote:
So when a guy acts totally weird and says stupid things around you ..it's because their brain shut down and it's not really their fault? Lol

I am going to try this excuse next time I screw something up at work. Sorry I missed that requirement, I was retarded by your hawtness.

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That ***** bends over, and I forget my name - ow!


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