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Sex is a non-exercise aerobic activity. It doesn't burn as many calories as you think. It is, however, healthy for a few other reasons.


I'd say that is dependent on the position and oscillation rate hehe ;)



Good point, Lydiaa.

Sex as excersize needs to be very ... vigorous. And generally, one person will be in a more physically taxing position than the other.

I'm with Kate, though. I've had mind-blowing quickies, while an all-nighter (rare when you've been together as long as we have) might be less memorable. (but still great!) We don't tend to enjoy the rough, pounding frenzy that Raf is referring to that long. The actual penetrative act can easily last hours, but much of that is slow and gentle. I don't think i could rate sex as a physical excersize...it's very inconsistent.

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Interesting fact. Guys actually spend more calories than girls as they need to replenish their er... bullets.


And those err...bullets...are often a few extra calories for the girls. ;)

This thread wasn't as interesting as I had initially hoped, but there is a potential for more such fun threads in this subforum. I approve.


While there is no hard and fast rule as to what makes a good session, I have found to my disbelief, that there are girls who want to get **** so violently hard, it is almost impossible to satisfy.

As guys will attest to be raised, we are led to believe (then taught the truth through painful life experiences) that girls want romantic, gentle love making and may occasionally want to be banged like a screen door. But nothing like bruising the area on your groin on some nympho psycho's pelvis and requiring ice immediately afterwards.

I have never felt like less of a man. No consolation please, it doesn't help.

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Bang her like a screen door ? :lol:

You describe things so great Raf !

She must have had some pointy hip bones!

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It's the pubic bone that gets ya, Kirra.

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But nothing like bruising the area on your groin on some nympho psycho's pelvis and requiring ice immediately afterwards.



Thats why they call it boning =p

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In the words of my friend, "It was like banging my hips into the handlebars of a lawnmower."

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That's why the fast and hard banging is best done doggy-style.

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That's why the fast and hard banging is best done doggy-style.


Agree! No chance of bruising that way :D

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In the words of my friend, "It was like banging my hips into the handlebars of a lawnmower."

I did a spit take at that.

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That's why the fast and hard banging is best done doggy-style.


Agree! No chance of bruising that way :D


Plus, you can get good leverage by grippin the hips ;)

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Love handles should not be used in such a way :shock:
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I didn't say love handles, I said hips :P

There's a difference.

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This thread is totally not delivering... I demand more pounding, more scratching... and possibily biting!

Totally wasted potentials >.<
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This thread is totally not delivering... I demand more pounding, more scratching... and possibily biting!

Totally wasted potentials >.<



I... um...

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Can't see that at work atm Mus... Have a feeling that might be a good thing though =P
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Its all worksafe ;)

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As far as metaphors for sex go, I always preferred:

I'd bang her like an epileptic with a hammer.
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I'd tap it till beer came out.

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I'd hit that so hard that only the true King of England could pull me out.

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You might be stuck for awhile, there hasn't been a King of England in my lifetime, much less a true King, which there hasn't been since at least Henry V, maybe since Alfred the Confessor.

I wouldn't hit her at all, I'd gently make love to her, slowly building to a climax that could shatter crystal and leave us both pleasantly exhausted.

If history is any barometer, I'd wake up to a clean house and a delicious home cooked breakfast.

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Happily, unlike the legendary sword, I can move of my own volition.
However, seeing as Henry the VI is the legitimate son of Henry the V, there is a rightful heir, and his name is Mike Hastings, descendant of George, Duke of Clarence, and he lives in Australia. Here he is on his throne:
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If history is any barometer, I'd wake up to a clean house and a delicious home cooked breakfast.


Sadly, the time burnished memory of past performance is not indicative of future results.

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Lydiaa, are you a virgin?


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I'm a very imperfect person. My arrows miss the target much of the time, and I just find myself floating through life... successes here, failures there... uneven priorities... Mediocrity prevails. There is an incurable disease in my brain. I don't expect anyone to like me.

Feel free to put me back on ignore, TheRiov.



Bah, dude, if you mean what you say you shouldn't go back and delete it no matter how much they disagree or take offense.

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