The Glade 4.0

I still get chills of horror looking at this. The pain was horrible. I made sounds like a dolphin giving birth.

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The Dude abides.

He who lives by the deuce, dies by the deuce. Happy you survived the surgery.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Look on the bright side. You are probably now conclusively convinced you're not homosexual.

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OK, cool, picture, but ... WTF is the picture frame doing there?!

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

Mirror.

Do you really want to know?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Just what does a dolphin giving birth sound like?? Oh, and those tools scared you??? Sheesh!! I've been through worse! Men are such wusses!!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

You've given birth Jasmy, trumps anything I've ever been through. And yes, we are wusses, go ahead and put a bullet through our brains, but stay away from our asses with that stuff.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Hope your anal health returns back to normal

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Bah, that's nothing. Try walking into a room to see some machine, with a camera, and a monitor, and about 800 feet of whatever the hell it is to send the camera up your ***. And lube. Lots. And lots. And lots. Of lube.

And guess what? All that lube? It's not enough.

I suppose that if there is an upside to the next time my *** goes on candid camera, they're actually going to put me under.

Dang. Glad that's over. Hope your butt feels better soon.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Well, pooping still hurts, but somewhat less so. Last night was the first time without blood. I'm guessing this is going to take a while. He didn't cut em out, he banded them. The way he describes it, its kinda like strangling it until it deflates and retracts back upward.

Anyway, he said I had two right next to each other, one of which was about as big as a thumb.

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The Dude abides.

I think you deserve some vicodin for having a thumb up your butt constantly...

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

If I were a James Bond villain, would I be ButtFinger?

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The Dude abides.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Were you saving that for just the right moment or did you just go google that right now?

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The Dude abides.

Heh. I actually do have a list of things that are marked in my favorites and waiting for the right occasion to come up to use them, but I also love google searching for just the right thing and can usually find what I want in about 60 seconds.
This one was googled.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Way TMI, Micheal. That's a little weird.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

So I still have some pain. Not as bad as it was, but its still there. There's no more bleeding at least. He mentioned there were a couple other hemorrhoids in there, but he went for the biggest one and one other that happened to be right next to it. I'm thinking I might have to go in again for this. My only hope is that it doesn't hurt near as much but I'm kinda doubting it.

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The Dude abides.

No roid updates lately, screeling? How they doing?

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

eat lots of fibre... lots and lots...

They're better than they were a month ago, but there's still pain. It doesn't seem to get worse, but it doesn't get better. I'm calling them back today to go in for a second time. *sigh*

And I eat TONS of fiber. I basically eat a double bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats and I eat at least 4 pieces of fruit a day. Even though the crap mostly slides out, it still hurts.

That reminds me though... I had a dump so huge it took 3 flushes just to get it down without even toilet paper in the bowl. I happened to be surfing the web on my Droid at the time so beware: I'm prepared to answer the challenge of "pics or it didn't happen."

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The Dude abides.

/flashes Bowl-buster gang signs

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

A dump that took 3 flushes? Wow...epic!

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

It was at least 7.23 Courics!

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Holy shitsnacks!

So had another one of those procedures on Friday. Outlook is pretty good right now. It barely hurt yesterday and lets just say I added a lot of meat to the stew.

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The Dude abides.