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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 9:00 pm 
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It would have been better to go for his adam's apple. Can't breathe, can't fight.

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Diamondeye wrote:
It would have been better to go for his adam's apple. Can't breathe, can't fight.

I think there's a height differential here that might have made this a problem.

Kirra, it sounds like perhaps a short haircut is in order? :twisted:

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It would have been better to go for his adam's apple. Can't breathe, can't fight.

I think there's a height differential here that might have made this a problem.

Kirra, it sounds like perhaps a short haircut is in order? :twisted:


She said he had her by the hair. Besides, even if she's only 5' and he's 6'2" I'm sure her arms are more than a foot long.

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Best bet: Hit him in the balls to bend him over, punch him in the throat so he can't breath.

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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
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It would have been better to go for his adam's apple. Can't breathe, can't fight.

I think there's a height differential here that might have made this a problem.

Kirra, it sounds like perhaps a short haircut is in order? :twisted:

Don't listen to this. Short hair sucks.

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Screeling wrote:
Kaffis Mark V wrote:
I think there's a height differential here that might have made this a problem.

Kirra, it sounds like perhaps a short haircut is in order? :twisted:

Don't listen to this. Short hair sucks.


Meh, long hair is overrated :P

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How about shoulder length??

(I love it when my man holds my hair out of the way when I'm giving him "the works" ;) )

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No need for a hair cut, he is in jail for a while now. Never again!

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For all the ball shots are popular in the movies and make guys cringe, they are not very good for self defense.

When popped in the nuts, often times there is a big adrenal dump, which can cause the effect to take several seconds or longer to take affect on a guy. That's several seconds for them to do some serious damage if they are so inclined.


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Yea, as I found out. He broke my arm.

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Yea, as I found out. He broke my arm.


Sorry hun :(

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For all the ball shots are popular in the movies and make guys cringe, they are not very good for self defense.

When popped in the nuts, often times there is a big adrenal dump, which can cause the effect to take several seconds or longer to take affect on a guy. That's several seconds for them to do some serious damage if they are so inclined.


This. I've been hit in the balls quite a few times, and I've never been down for the count. There's the initial adrenaline rush you mention, but even after that - it may hurt like a ***** but I can function if compelled to do so.


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Yeah there is about a half a second of what? then three seconds of ANGRY AS HELL AND NOT FEELING PAIN and then pain blurred by pure rage.

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If you can stand up after a punch to the gut, you can take a hit to the nuts.


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Lenas wrote:
If you can stand up after a punch to the gut, you can take a hit to the nuts.


Unless it's from a sniper rifle.

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I was able to swing my fist back and get him in the balls like they tell you to do..doubled him over, but not enough to loosen his grip on my hair. So, maybe if I had swung back and grabbed...hmmm dunno.


When someone has you by the hair, there are some really simple and effective techniques for forcing them to release, regardless of how big or strong they are. Just pop over to You Tube and do a search for "escape hair grab". Basically, you just hold their hand against your head, and spin your body around to twist their elbow and wrist joints into weak/vulnerable positions. Here's an example for a grab from behind:

[youtube]8p6AEb3Wqhk[/youtube]


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Those are great, but the problem is what to do after that.

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move in with a biker?


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Kirra wrote:
Yea, as I found out. He broke my arm.


I missed something, is this the ex again?

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move in with a biker?


I mean in a more immidiate sense, Ok, you're loose from having him grab your hair. Now what? Chances are he's not going to say "**** it" and run away.

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Just try not to get into fights.


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Just try not to get into fights.


Not always possible. Sometimes douchebags that don't take *no* very well take the fight to you.

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Lex Luthor wrote:
Just try not to get into fights.


Dude, the fight has already started by the time the events we're talking about come around. "Trying not to get into fights" is not an option when some psycho intent on beating your *** comes after you. Have you never encountered a woman with some douchebag ex with a propensity for violence before?

That's like telling someone who's been in a car wreck that in the future they should just try not to wreck rather than wear a seatbelt. Real **** helpful when some drunk plows into you.

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Just try not to get into fights.


Not always possible. Sometimes douchebags that don't take *no* very well take the fight to you.


I try not to associate with people with violent tendencies. Just not my lifestyle to be around them for any length of time. I can understand why some people like guys with violent tendencies, but again, just not my lifestyle.


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Lex Luthor wrote:
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Just try not to get into fights.


Not always possible. Sometimes douchebags that don't take *no* very well take the fight to you.


I try not to associate with people with violent tendencies. Just not my lifestyle to be around them for any length of time. I can understand why some people like guys with violent tendencies, but again, just not my lifestyle.


First of all, read the thread if you are going to contribute. Secondly, clearly you do... or have you already forgotten about your thread in rants?

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