The Glade 4.0

I just saw a trailer for some stupid dance movie in 3d(I think they were teenagers, but I can't tell anymore since I'm so old). Who watches this crap? I mean, honestly. What could drive someone to go watch a movie like that? I just can't wrap my mind around it. At all. Especially not in 3d.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

The same people that go to twilight and all the other strange movies that get made?

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

I am firmly convinced that there is an evil cabal in Hollywood dedicated to greenlighting total crap, an financing it.

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show

They call themselves... the UweBollverines

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Same people who go see The Fast n' the Furious?

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Kids? Who watches Twilight? 12 year old girls and some very confused guys. Then 20 somethings guys with nothing better to do complain about them endlessly on the internet. "God, the Dora the Explorer movie is a sign of the end of good story telling. OMG!"

Uwe Boll is a the progenitor of only a tiny fraction of the garbage put on film.

Anyone see "Unthinkable?" I hate that movie so damn much that I actually kind of hate SLJ now.

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Horrifying:
http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHM ... &q=twimoms

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Holy shitsnacks!

You forgot the aging theater geeks with too much money and not enough taste who think this is great cinema, and allows their young, err, uhm, proteges to star in a movie.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

****, I don't even need great cinema. I need tolerable cinema. I need cinema that doesn't make me think to myself "a rectal exam would have been cheaper and a good deal more fulfilling".

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show

I can say with all confidence... I have NEVER seen a movie that would make me think "Hey a finger up my *** sounds great right now!"

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

You have a prostate. Don't be afraid to use it.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

You can walk out of a bad movie with your head held high, you walk out of a rectal exam... kinda funny.

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In time, this too shall pass.

Better than walking out of a rectal exam with a phone number

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Holy shitsnacks!

LMAO!!! You guys owe me a new monitor!! Or at least a good cleanup on this one!!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

Never saw Wing Commander, eh?

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show

No, but AvP: Requiem was a good effort at getting into that category of ridiculous.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

"The telephone rings and I cannot linger. So look out butt, here comes my finger."

I love Beavis and Butthead.

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The Dude abides.

Oh I saw wing commander... it still was not finger up the *** bad. Hell not even Battlefield Earth was finger in the *** bad.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Freddy got Fingered made me will like I did, thank god it was only on cable.

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"Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."
— Alan Moore

I KNEW there was a reason I avoid that movie as if it were a dog that ate popcorn and drank Dr. Pepper.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

The same people who watched Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo when I was a teenager.

rofl....

Could be better than certain movies, dunno, I'm just saying I heard a rumor :p

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...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Pure Awesome!




Needed that laugh to finish the night off a crappy day of work!

Thanks guys

I call shenanigans. You never saw Wing Commander. Wing Commander made Battlefield Earth look like Casablanca.

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show

I felt both movies had qualities which made them slightly more painful than waking up with Acid Reflux, but less painful than catching my junk in a zipper.

But Wing Commander was about the same amount of "what the hell were they thinking?" as Battlefield Earth.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut